HAVE YOU KILLED A TREE FOR CHRIST TODAY?!?

merry christmas bitches

Did you ever wonder why we kill a tree to celebrate a birth?

I’m sort of annoyed that all of the dogfighting protestors have gone on vacation while we are slaughtering millions of trees for no real reason. Are these same dogfighting foes the same people that place electric lights upon rotting evergreen cadavers because they like the way it makes their house smell? Only to litter the streets with pinetree corpses in early January.

What the fuck has a dog done to keep this planet rich with oxygen? I hope that the tree killers and the dogmatic canine crusaders find themselves in the same circle of the Inferno. The one that sits in a boiling hot cauldron of my urine.

In other Christmas tree news…

A Portland, Oregon tree hugging company came up with a great idea for my money: Christmas tree rental. And after you have finished humiliating the tree with your pagan ornaments, the company will pick up the tree and donate it to a school or park where it can live a natural tree life, which prah’lee means getting pissed on by dogs and humans alike.

4 Responses to “HAVE YOU KILLED A TREE FOR CHRIST TODAY?!?”

  1. nation says:

    i almost went in on Dogfighting naysayers, but I thought otherwise… illuminati got they eye on me

    if you’d see it, you’d understand why I can’t post it juuuusssttt yet

  2. Blackwater says:

    fuck a dog (no beastiality). Them dumb ass animals ain’t done shit for humanity.

  3. Candice says:

    Uh….Happy Holidays to you and yours Mr. Penn. Thanks for all of the great drops this year!

  4. First year in my life no tree. Can honestly say I stopped feeling the spirit

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