Hands down, the sexiest weekend of the year is the MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. weekend. I know what your thinking… WEEKEND?!? And yes, weekend! Once Arizona accepted the federal holiday we Black people officially exhaled and decided to take the whole weekend off. From Friday until Monday evening Black folks will honor the M.L.K. legacy by doing some of the things that have made MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. a legend and a hero in the global community.
We will be having sex. Hot, freaky, extra-marital, inter-racial sex. Because of O.J. Simpson’s crazy ass, M.L.K. weekend is the only window of opportunity I have now to have sex with white women. The best thing about M.L.K. weekend is that Black women willingly let their men ‘step out’. I never truly understood the reason. I thought that was done as a representation of the humble and long suffering Mrs. CORETTA SCOTT KING, but I soon found out that sisters weren’t being as angelic as Mrs. KING. Sisters were stepping out too.
One time I got my swerve on with my buddy’s sister, and I knew her boyfriend too. Because of my close friendship with her brother it was an almost incestuous annual relationship. We really enjoyed each other too, but we knew it couldn’t last and that it would only hurt the feelings of those we cared about. We did share each other’s company for two years straight at the Liberty Inn Motel on West 14th Street(hourly rates players). One night was after the legendary Sunday night party at CLUB N.V. and the following year was the nightcap after the Sunday soiree at LOTUS.
One important thing to remember is that you do not want to pick up any phone numbers. M.L.K. weekend is for straight up jumpoffs. If it doesn’t pop off by Monday nite, forget about it. The brothers will be back in church by Tuesday night for the Hattie Suggs missionary committee meeting while the sisters will be attending the organizational meeting for the Women’s Day committee. Oh well, players there’s always next year. As always the official credo of liars and cheaters is also in effect, so whatever happens during M.L.K. weekend stays in M.L.K. weekend.
this weekend doesn’t even benefit me… nothing beats a schlong from a light skinned curly haired jig.
what’s so exciting about dipping your chocolate tool into a snow bunny? whatever don’t answer that… just make sure you tards get your skeet on from her face to her back.
loving the blog entries lately. STr8 player shit, word to Todd Shaw.
Hope wifey let’s me “renegade” for a few twilight hours this weekend.
Shout out to one of my greatest fellow alum, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
M/C c/o 2000, N/H.
JIC
hey, that picture looks like me and my girl!!! wtf!
So how do you classify one on a memorial day weekend?
In honor of those mixed war babies?
True story. My boys mom is a busty Puerto Rican and Black woman about 60 – 65 years old. glasses, grey hair, really happy, mothering type, always doting about whether we ate enough food when we’re over and stuff like that. She was born and raised in Spanish Harlem. One nite, when my boy, me, his wife and some friends was getting smoked out in Los Angeles, his wife secretly told me that back in the day, when dude’s mom was like 35lbs lighter and 40 years younger, MLK used to make special trips to NYC to congugally visit dude’s mom. They “dated” all throughout dude’s phenomenal civil rights run. Never looked at dude’s mom the again the same way. Hard to imagine how she used to put it on Martin. Confirmed to me the rumours that he had hoes in EVERY area code.
RIP MLK. Thanks for holding us down brah!
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23) L’IL KIM
24) 50 CENT
25) ERYKAH BADU
26) METHOD MAN
27) MISSY ELLIOT
28) GHOSTFACE
29) MYA
30) MOS DEF
31) TRACY CHAPMAN
32) KRS1
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34) KANE
35) SHAKIRA
36) RICKY MARTIN
37) BRITNEY SPEARS
38) ELTON JOHN
39) LA INDIA
40) TITO PUENTE
41) KID ROCK
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43) ANDY WARHOL
44) BLONDIE
45) GRANDMASTER FLASH
46) GRANDMASTER CAZ
47) RICHIE HAVENS
48) THE DALAI LAMA
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50) BOOTSY COLLINS
51) WHITNEY HOUSTON
52) ISAAC HAYES
53) PAUL MOONEY
54) MIKE TYSON
55) DENNIS HOPPER
56) STING
57) Q TIP
58) PHIFE
59) FAITH EVANS
60) DOUG E. FRESH
61) FAT JOE
62) BIG PUN
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65) AALIYAH
66) EAZY E
67) PAVAROTTI
68) JOHNNIE DEPP
Sorry Dallas, I like you gotta pay the rent and am a dollar short of a quarter right now. And G Dubbs is only going to make it worse for shinizzle. Ernie Paniccioli
i dont need MLK to help me get laid, but its an extremely respectful way to honor the man.
Thoreauly77,
So your saying that you and your lady have an “out of network” exemption already built into your contract?
Play on player.
crazy story CJ!
I wonder who had more honies, MLK or JFK? They both prolly had Wilt Chamberlin-esque stats. Well maybe not that many, but prolly into the triple digits. If those guys hadn’t gotten assasinated, they might’ve got killed by a STI.
RIP to the great MLK. No disrespect.
Who do we have fighting for civil liberties in 2007? In Congress, Chris Dodd, Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers, Russ Feingold, is that it? Of course those cats, altho very good, would not be fit to be even be a MLK weed carrier.
H Clinton & Obama are current US Senators, but they don’t do shit to protest Gee Dubbz’ shitting on the US Constitution & civil liberties. “Real leadership” there from the corporate Democratic “leaders”.
H Clinton & Obama = BITCHMADE on this topic.
something like that, but even better….. NO CONTRACT my man!