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Aside from the NAACP, can you think of another progressive movement as ineffective as the National Organization for Women? Maybe they burned a few bras in the 1960’s, but what have they done for the bitches lately? If they wanted to get themselves back into the public conscious they would piggyback off the fame of the young woman in the eye of the storm of the latest tryst by the former New York state governor.
She calls herself ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE and her MySpace page has had more hits in 24 hours than the N.O.W. call center has had in two decades. There has got to be some P.R. chick working inside of the N.O.W. camp who could use this ho’s newfound fame to fasttrack their feminist agenda. This is the perfect storm.
What I mean to say is that it is Women’s History Month gottamitt! Now someone, anyone, step up and use this girl’s fame to get your issue on the streets. Where are the 2girls1cup people? They would know how to make a video out of this shit. How about this N.O.W. bitches? Did you know that 1 in 4 teenage girls has an STD? Tell me I’m lying. This is why I go for older ho’s anyhoo.
There are a set of reasons I think will ultimately benefit this girl. First is the fact that she appears to be a swarthy white. From a marketing aspect Black ho’s certainly don’t sell nationally (see Duke rape case), but when a white goes on the ho stroll you have a ‘Pretty Woman’.
I’m not mad at the governor’s choice either. At 105 lbs. she is light enough for circus tricks and all sorts of good times. His good times are done for now, but ASHLEY’s have just begun. She is working on a music career and I’m sure she can get some burn on the reality show scene, but she is going to need good management with long-term vision. Those bitches from N.O.W. need to tap that ass as well. This could begin the movement to legalize prostitution. This could be major like that.
If nothing else this case at least gives us another episode of ‘Law & Order’.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré @ MySpace
dog, her myspace page “quote” is “what destroys me, strengthens me”. LOL! What a botch of the saying “what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”
Reminds me of WOAT Bush’s “fool me once, can’t get fooled again”
when a white goes on the ho stroll you have a ‘Pretty Woman’
You ain’t never lie.
Hey she bad… Not $5000 a whop bad… But if I ran into her at a dive bar in Rockville Center I’d holler.
Man, what’s the over/under on how quickly she milks this for a book and WifeTime movie deal?
White = Pretty Woman
Black = Divine Brown’d
The 5 stacks is for to put your government in her seat slot without a jimmy hat.
what a pity. poor girl. have you ever seen her profile on a dating site named intimatemingle.com she looks like a hooker on it.
El Gringo Colombiano Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 7:08 am
dog, her myspace page “quote” is “what destroys me, strengthens me”. LOL! What a botch of the saying “what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”
Reminds me of WOAT Bush’s “fool me once, can’t get fooled again”
^^^^^^^*DDT’d gone wrong* Yo this girl is mean homie, like 40 said not 5k mean but the type of bitch I would holler at. How tall is she? 105lbs thats kind of light but if she is mad midgety its all gravy. I had mad bonage just looking at these pics, she is a classy ho. I wonder if 5k lets you put it in her bum? Thats Not Halal!
*plays Sean Kingston Take you there beat, Jacks Melody*
*sings*
Let me put in your bum, put some lube on my junk,go to work on your trunk, Baby can I bang you there, I promise it wont hurt / I will squirt on your back,in the back of my lac, Let Me bang you thereeeeee…….
“What destroys me strengthens me”
^^^^STILL DYING AT THIS SHIT! AHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA(c) Jeezy
For real though I give Spitzer credit. If you’re gonna go down for infidelity make sure she’s at least worth it. Judging by these pics she gets my approval.
*cues “I Ain’t Mad At Cha”*
^co-sign 40
Bill Clinton stayed smashing some mediocre at best 5/10 heezos. Hillary’s looked actually > some of Bill’s heezos, LOL.
No you didnt just clown the N.O.W. all up and down this post! They do need to do something with themselves. I like that “legalizing prostitution” idea, but thatll get as far as “pink viagara” has.
Oh, as for the “1 in 4” teen girls with STDs? Where you think they getting them from?? You do the math.
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^ Lola,
The 25% of teenage girls getting STD’s are getting them from the same dude. Just like when y’all grow up. Every broad is chasing the same nucca.
whattup dp, been a minute…
I was just reading the drop,enjoying your unique take on things. And then you mentioned the recent story about teens and STD’s my blood went cold.
My seed is now 12 and in middle school. Already we are starting to go through it. Her new best friend is this little white girl with a damn jailhoulse tatoo she did herself and a self inflicted belly button piercing.
After seeing the story about teen girls and std’s I was already thinking i’m gonna really have to have a talk with her about the way things are and the importance respecting herself and her body. Now yall got me thinking about how this story relates to that.
The fact is, America celebrates these ho’s. Fox news is reporting shorty sold a million copies of of her bs song from her myspace page at .98 cents a pop. This ho is now a millionaire on the strength of being a professional sperm bank.
It seems like every other day it comes out that one of the seed’s former heroes is hoing like its goin out of style. A few years ago i used to have to watch all those bullshit lindsay lohan disney flicks with her. now i gotta worry about her watching the latest video of shorty snorting coke in a bathroom stall or reading about her blowin jeremy pivens on tmz. And then we have chick from high school musical taking naked pictures of herself.
It is really and truly getting kinda hectic.
x7an,
I think GOD only gives certain men daughters, because that is the job for the shepherds of humanity. Talk some fly shit to your lil’ girl. Lace it with love and profanity. Keep it realer than most. This way she can see there ain’t nothing slick to a can of oil.
The truth is that our biology is the driving force beneath human sexuality, but you can give your daughter the backup weapon of parental love and understanding. She def has questions. Don’t be afraid to give her the answers. If you don’t then you leave it up to the whims of the wind.
I say all of this while I remain the Black Peter Pan, refusing to grow up myself. This year is the 23rd anniversary of my 16th birthday.