POLITRICKS 2008: ELIOT TRICKZER…

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The governor asks if he can just put the tip of his spin in…

Party people?

$80K?!?

Eighty stacks!?!?!

That my friends is called a crack habit. Asscrack, as it were.

I’m a little hurt for SPITZER’s wife who couldn’t be that emotionally obtuse could she? Nahh, but she played her position so that homeboy could become governor or president or chef at Cipriani. I feel bad for the daughters too, but they will have to use this shit to rise up and do some good from this. Maybe a home for wayward call girls.

I always liked sluts more than hos. Sluts will give it up for free. Free is love. Paying for shit is a bad move because it exploits the relationship and removes the love. If a female doesn’t want to have sex with someone she shouldn’t do it for any money. I’m not about to throw the girls under the bus with this being Women’s History Month and all, and I hate when someone calls prostitution the world’s oldest profession.

Women need to shut that talk down quickfast.

I’m sure the oldest profession was to keep from having your ass eaten by lions, and not on no tossed salad tip either. Think about this too. There had to be another job that paid someone enough money to go to a hooker in the first place. After you finished your day at the rock quarry and after paying child support for the baby caveman maybe then you could go get the club and have some fun. Which makes me wonder if that’s why Fred Flinstone cheated on Wilma with Betty Rubble?

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Despite himself, his craven selfishness, and his lust for power the governor has gone from being a real life caricature of Dudley Do Right into a real life human being. Flawed and pitiful.

Bigger than all that philosophical shit is the fact that the governor was on some super trick shit by going in on this racket for at least six years to the tune of eighty thousand dollars. He needs to resign now before we find out about all the sick shit that he was making this poor little rich girl do to him.

Dayum ELIOT!

80 G’s!

26 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: ELIOT TRICKZER…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    That money should buy discretion…dudes needs to get a partial refund.

  2. Lion XL says:

    It seems hip-hop artists arent the fools out there. Why didn’t he have his weed-carrier make them calls for him? The blind-dude could of done it, would of had an alibi too. “I dont know nothing, I couldn’t see them hoes!’

    I can’t wait to see this one play out. I for one, think he should burn. Somethings can be overlooked, but not felonies. Unless your Marion Barry. In which case you get re-elected. Let’s hope they don’t pull that shit in NY. That would be even more of an embarrassment.

  3. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Dallas, Normally I support you (II) but this time you are wrong!!!!
    Why do you have to blow up Fred Flintstone’s spot?
    Word is the traders on the floor of the Stock Exchange started wilding with joy when Elliot got busted. He was not well liked.
    On another note just how great does $5000.00 an hour punanny feel?
    Is that some magic, super powers type shit, do the lips speak in tongues, does flames shoot out of it, can it levitate, or turn water into wine?
    If my broke ass gets over on a Big Mac and fries and that stuff was able to rock my world what the hell does some stuff that costs $83.00 a minute even smell like?
    Power is a strange MF and manifests itself in some odd ways. Peace, Ernie

  4. 40 says:

    “On another note just how great does $5000.00 an hour punanny feel?”

    That right there is the $80,000 question…

  5. Vee says:

    Lion XL, “I couldn’t see them hoes” . . . killer!

    Note, Spitzer used tax payers dollars on some of those trips.

    Marion Barry > Eliot Spitzer.

    You know the media is already finding ways to connect this with Hillary and former President Bill Clinton. I wonder if a reporter has the balls to ask Bill Clinton about his thoughts on Spitzer’s scandalous fall from grace. How fast would his face turn red.

  6. Terrence says:

    Im feeling ya Dallas. Check out this video editorial on the same subject by Lindsay over at moblogic.tv

    http://www.moblogic.tv/video/2008/03/12/btch-please/

  7. CHARLIE X says:

    D

    5G / HOUR
    80 k
    hang a sign:
    your tax dollars at work
    5 g an hour –
    need a show with:
    – trampoline
    – a goat
    and a carmilite nun
    now thats lovin
    not evan an eight ball – i expect more from our leaders

    feel the love

  8. Combat Jack says:

    For 5g’s, to make my experience worth it, I’d require:

    1. 3 chicks: a thick purty, but nasty latina, a petite, nimble persian and a enthusiastic brown skinned, short haired sister (early Haile Berry cut) with a medium sized firm donkey; all who posses mad genuine exhuberance at what’s about to go down = 1g

    2. an open bar to get nice and wet = $150

    3. Some diesel or chronic to burn, just to sensualize the mood = $20

    3. mad yay to enable the God to maintain stamina whilst at the same time speeding on a rush for erotic enhancement, that pure shit though = $100

    4. a box of newports, you know, to burn of that yay in, bk style = $10 (that extra surcharge shit)

    4. A minimum of 2-3 hours = 3gs

    5. marble bathroom and steam room to wind down and destroy any physical evidence = $100

    6. A plush terry cloth Emperor’s Club bathrobe (to floss when I come through on the next v.i. = $250

    Yo, my list above about covers what I’d require to spend mad dough to rumble wit some hoorish broads and the total comes to $4,630 dollars.

    Spitz my dude, your 5k episode don’t add up dunny.

  9. the_dallas says:

    CJ,
    I would add 20 cent more for a couple of hardcore DVD’s to add to the ambience.

    With 5 stacks I think sonn was getting raw deez in the poop chute.

    Depraved M.F.

  10. Lion XL says:

    CJ, everything you mention is what any normal dude would do with 5G’s and a hoe. (even though no normal dude would spend 5G’s on hoe). Something tells me dude was wearing dresses, drinking piss and some where animals were involved…..

    PS….off topic….speaking of cross dressing…anyone seen those de lahoya picks in the fishnet? He must of took to many to the head, cuz that is not a good look.

  11. Candice says:

    As a wife…let me tell you that for 80 G’s….I would give my husband the night of his life, tthen get up, wash his nasty drawers, cook his favorite dinner, give him a lap dance and send his mama some flowers. He should have spent those duckets in the crib. Mrs. Spitzer would have been swinging from the freaking ceiling fan holding a tray of homemade muffins.

  12. Candice says:

    and this blog broke it down

    http://babeemunkee.blogspot.com/

  13. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Once again rappers are punked by politicians. Rappers talk that flossin ish, but politicians are laying it down flat and on the taxpayers dime. How gangsta to be able to spend tax dollars getting your mack on in fishnets.
    The only really shocking thing about dude is that he was not a born again, republican right wing turd (he is a turd none the less)
    Ernie

  14. Amadeo says:

    Damn, If I become a rich, asshole superstar I’ll have to remember C.J.’s list.

  15. Not everybody can be as fortuitous as I am in getting that ass, Sorrrrrryyyyy(c) Kanye. I dont find a thing wrong with prostitution, actually like my granpa says Whorehouse’s have been around since biblical times, god made them for a reason. I could give a fuck less about this Spitzer guy but I heard he was spending upwards of 3k an hour to fuck a broad, hot damn thats some nice guap! Dude just needs to trek out here to Diego hop over to Tijuana and head to Revolucion. Mad Bitches on the street for 10 bucks on upwards. I suggest Adelita’s Bar or how the homies call it A’Town, the coochie there is topnotch and most of the hoes are very good looking. Plus they fuck for like 75 bucks Telly included. Sure you have to get it in, in 30minutes or less, but if you cant finish in that amount of time you aint fucking right! Some of my homies barter/haggle with the bitches to bring down the price of the pussy. I myself dont, who am I to tell a bitch her pussy isnt worth 60dollars, I will pay but afterwards I may ask for a 10spot back if she didnt handle the dick right or she wasnt up to par on my dickridable grading scale. I grade on the Curve too, I give these beautiful pussy impresario’s a chance to get in the good graces off my wallet.

  16. lola gets says:

    Dude, Marion Barry wouldnt never have spent money on hoes – hed save that money so he could get some good powder coke! Barry could get punanny anywhere.

    L

  17. Sangano says:

    you didn’t kno? …. they call me Eliot Spicster

  18. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    for 5 g’s an hour I’d hit it so hard her kids would come out bruised and her man would need alum and a pound of viagra just to touch a side, plus I’d Max Hardcore her, her mammy, her twin sisters and maybe her fat cousin, then I’d want my car washed, waxed and detailed and a 3 course meal. 5 g’s WTF
    that’s five thousand dollars. Average MF makes 8-20 dollars an hour, and that’s before tax, child support, medicare, union dues, rent, subway, lunch, food and dry cleaning. Again what must that pom pom punanny have to make it so expensive? Or did my man just groove because it was a freebee on the taxpayers and he was banging us and her and getting off on that? Ernie

  19. Blackwater says:

    $5,000 coochie feels like fucking a Ferrari

  20. Ninoy Brown says:

    Yo Dallas, you peep the girl at the center of this?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html

    Myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta

    Ashly Alexandra Dupre >>>> Gennifer Flowers + Monica Lewinsky + Paula Jones + Kathleen Willey

    Btw, I hope this doesn’t come off as objectifying and sexist.

  21. lancy says:

    hey, i causually see the woman who realateed to Spitzer on a free dating site named intimatemingle.com i can’t upload the pics now, or you wil be surprised.

  22. dameSTAtus says:

    Lancy, nice try.

    Dallas, thanks for the Vid.

  23. prynsex says:

    Is the above pic showing “how big he is” or “how little he contributed”?

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