POLITRICKS 2008: Come Out Swinging…

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New York’s new governor wasn’t sworn into office more than fifteen minutes before his own personal marital issues were published by the press.

Gov. Paterson admits to sex with other woman for years

This bullshit character assassination has got to stop. Governor Paterson and his wife were going through a rough patch. That’s called a relationship. They both had a few jumpoffs during that time. That’s called a separation. They remained married instead of splitting for good. That’s called a divorce.

My thing is this… How do we know that when cousin Governor was stepping out it wasn’t MLK Jr. weekend? All Black men and women get a jumpoff exemption for that weekend. So if he was smashing something in the middle of January that don’t count. It’s not like fam was buying broads for Valentine’s Day like some sick sycophant trick might do.

Shit is fucked the fuck up when the press would punch a blind man without warning. Look at this man. How’s he gonna get away with cheating on this chick? Especially when she keeps three eyes on his blind ass.

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“Yes dear.”

The gov’s wife is actually MILFY hot.

This is gonna be a nice administration to watch.

22 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: Come Out Swinging…”

  1. Candice says:

    Hey at least he didn’t pay for it. Congrats to the new Gov!!!!

  2. Enigmatik says:

    All the jumpoffs are in politics…true story.

  3. Amadeo says:

    Damn…Already.

  4. “Candice Says:

    March 18th, 2008 at 7:42 am
    Hey at least he didn’t pay for it.”

    The following comment is a general statement, not a specific comment on Spitzer or Paterson, neither of whose stories I’m familiar with.

    IMHO often a dude cheating with a “jumpoff”

  5. Vee says:

    How long will the media run with this non-issue?

  6. 40 says:

    I hope his third eye vision is better than his regular two-eyes…

  7. Best to come clean now before they try to crucify him.

    Also, blind and still picked up a beautiful woman? “Who Got Da Props (David Paterson Remix)”

  8. damn my comment got truncated somehow

  9. the_dallas says:

    Here’s what the fuck I wanna know right now…

    I got ‘Belly’ and ‘Ghost Dog’ on VHS and I wanna know who wants them?

    Don’t play me out and act like you don’t have a V.C.arrah. That is the only way to watch the best pr0n.

    Some of y’all are losing credibility on your pr0n pedigree.

    ‘Belly’ and ‘Ghost Dog’ sonn!

  10. CeezDiem says:

    you cant watch Belly proper on a VCR. its the darkest movie ever made. I remember squinting in the movie theater trying to figure out who cut whose throat.

    dvd all the way. BUt i absolutely agree on the old school pr0n.

  11. the_dallas says:

    I watch Belly with my shades on to make shit even darker then I turn down the TV’s brightness so that shit just ends up playing like an old timey radio program.

  12. Aunt Jackie says:

    you don’t think a blind man paid for P*ssy but you think Lady Spitzer is wrong for staying by her whoremonger?!!

    What Ev’s…

  13. the_dallas says:

    Nothin’ too craZy ’bout paying for pussy. I’ve done it on several occasions (word to Roosevelt Ave in Corona).

    Your boy Spitzer was ordering that shit to go like some kind of caviar you couldn’t scrape up around the next corner.

    Paterson was taking his hoos to the motherfucking Days Inn with the dollar rate.

    Therein lies the difference between mack and trick.

  14. prynsex says:

    Encyclopedia Black said:

    Also, blind and still picked up a beautiful woman?
    _____________________________________________

    He felt her wrist.

    Ref: Ray starring Jamie Foxx. Funny shit!

    Oh and Belly is the shit!!!!!!!!!!! But a HD DVD is better….LOL

  15. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Belly is da issh. I loved it, especially the country ass with the wack ass perm that merced Meth Man and the dangerous, cold blooded, grimy Louie Ranking in Jamaica and the sceens in the dancehall in Jamaica. Top to bottom a 10.
    and Ghost Dog (with a man with my last name-check it-Louie Paniccioli) with the mafia dude dancing to Flavor Flav and getting offed up a sink drain pipe was totally ill, not to mention the Capo who dug Heckle and Jeckle cartoons. Some real ill shit going on there.
    Ernie

  16. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Fuck Obama, Patterson for President, man got more class in his little toe than all those politicians have in their whole body. Ernie

  17. dubble13 says:

    I’ll take Belly from you (major pause!)

  18. dubble13 says:

    Dallas:
    Have you seen the movie “Shottas”? Good stuff!

  19. dubble13 says:

    Haven’t even HEARD of Ghost Dog, but if it is good, slide it my way too.

  20. Skeeter Valentine says:

    Nothin’ too craZy ’bout paying for pussy. I’ve done it on several occasions

    ^^^^^

    smh. Ain’t no shame in your game….

  21. Enigmatik says:

    Have you seen the movie “Shottas”? Good stuff!

    Ya mon…”Max…dun him!”

  22. prynsex says:

    “Shottas” is the gulliest of gully swag, next to “City Of Gods”. See for yourself!

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