Back to talking about the newly installed governor of New York. I think the best part of the new wave of n3gr0 politicians is the fact that their flaws are placed on Front Street. Other politicians will claim they have never even inhaled, or they will cover up their past with codpiece cowboy fairytales. [ll].
What excites me the most about DAVID PATERSON’s ascension is not even the fact that he is one of the few African Americans to ever hold the office of governor, but the fact that dude is blind. OBAAMA is going to have to step up his game and add a disability to his repetoire. I would totally vote for him if he amputated an arm. I remember this man that lived in my old neighborhood had a wood arm. I was scared of him at first, but as I got older and I delivered newspapers through my neighborhood he was one of the best customers. Turned out to be a ‘Nam vet on disability. Good dude.
But I digress…
This drop is to celebrate all the players and the mayors that make do with one less sense than the most of us. Truth is these folks have more sense than most of us. Too often we rely on our sense of sight to carry the burden of informing our mind. And eyesight is the sense most easily deceived. Why else do you think the t.I.’s stay telling lies to your vision with your television?
You just don’t hear me though.
What makes blind men such players anyhoo? I’ll tell you what. The best women in the world smell like a ocean breeze. Not that nasty cool water shit. I’m talking about that smell when you just came from baking your skin at the beach. I don’t like a chick that wears deoderant either. That shit is a damn lie. Shit doesn’t de-odor, it re-odors. I like a woman with her natural essences coming through her skin, and a little salty sweat in her neck area.
Plus blind dudes stay touching all the tender points acting like they can’t see shit. That is the biggest excuse for lightly touching a woman’s forearm on the inside part. Don’t fuck around either and sleep on a blind man’s foreplay skills either. Them fools will use that sign language shit to soften a snatch and then the next thing you know they have their fist up there.
So now everyone is realizing that blind is the new beautiful. It’s a world that isn’t hampered by colors or shapes. Just sound, smell and touch. Here are some of the G.O.A.T. cataract Casanovas in the game…
RAY CHARLES
Ray Charles put in so much work that he gave JAMIE FOXX Hollywood ass for life. ‘Nuff said.
THE BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA
Imagine if you will all the fine and proper church ladies that have been sitting in the pews all morning since the missionary meeting at ten o’clock. The Blind Boys of Alabama come through and get everyone moistened up and then they pass around the collection before we come down into the church basement for refreshments. One of the female ushers asked them if they wouldn’t mind helping butter the ladies biscuits. Jesus, be a raincoat.
EVERETT ‘BAT MAN’ BAILEY
Blind negro league superstar and teammate of SATCHEL PAIGE and BUCK O’NEIL.
STEVELAND HARDAWAY JUDKINS MORRIS
Stevie Wonder is the GOAT of everyone listed for being cool enough to party with the people until 6am, and for being crazy enough to believe in love.
Brilliantly witty post! So funny. So true.
nice.
Loves it!
hey send me the email for the ncaa pool
“Them fools will use that sign language shit to soften a snatch and then the next thing you know they have their fist up there.”
Classic!!!!
This dude looks like an extra in a bad sitcom.
Lando Calarisian’s stunt double.
“OBAAMA is going to have to step up his game and add a disability to his repetoire”
LMAO!
Good post as always D!
You can never go wrong with Steveland MOrris.
A top 10 of all-time post.
“Them fools will use that sign language shit to soften a snatch and then the next thing you know they have their fist up there.”
word to the ladies. A blind man will fist you and you better not say shit about it….