I thought I told you that we won’t stop,
I thought I told you that we won’t stop, eh ay, eh ay
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MICHAEL WALTERS Michael brings that futuresexy into his Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling portfolio. He allegedly stole some credit card numbers from the Radio Shack store he worked in, charging over $10,000 to the credit cards he later forged. Extra credit was given for the chinstrap beard. |
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DAVID ARNOLD It’s not always the quantity that you are in possession of that makes for a great Mugshot Hairstyle Model, but what you are doing with what you are holding. The police caught David getting high with his own supply. |
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LYNETTE HARRISON When is the last time you can remember hearing the word ’embezzlement’? Lynette kept it old school in order to get herself entered in the Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling pageant. Lynette is the only MHM contestant that I ever wished I had conjugal visits with. |
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CHRISTOPHER CANONICO The addition of the goatee makes this loser look like a winner in my book. Chris was charged with third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. A few more of these arrests and Chris can submit his application for being a 33-degree Mugshot Hairstyle Model Mason. |
Lynette don’t give a fuck.
This one’s really hard. Lynette got her game set in place, hair laid down impeccably whilst embezzlling, yet Mike Walters is coming through with the platts wrapped tight, nary a wisp of hair outta place. Finally, Chris Canonico, channelling his inner Johnny Depp, is standing in the square in his b-boy stance, feathery coif in all it’s asymetrical brilliance. 3-way tie here my dude!
Comedy…
At a recent booking & fingerprinting the cops were documenting my tattoos. When it was all said and done the cops were like
“You can relax and breathe now we got the mug shot”.
I was like “I am relaxed, I’m just that swoll.”
“Oh we thought you were posing for the picture…”
SMH.
I was flanked by two more guards and placed in a cell by myself.
Hilarious! Mugshot Hairstyle Models.
**Dead**
Its really funny when a white kid has hat hair n no sleep for 3 days