GRAND THEFT AUTO in Durham, N.C.

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So I am at my kid brother’s crib puffing on that CHEECH & CHONG when he shows me this secret screen inside the ‘Grand Theft Auto’ videogame.

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Well blow my dick with a rubber doll! I didn’t know that you can get points on this game for killing and raping hookers. Alright, I knew it, but I never saw it done. If I were a defense attorney for one of those rapists from the Duke University lacrosse team I would be blaming everything that happened that night on this video game(and rap music).

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Holy guacomole, after you have had sex with the hooker you can beat her to death and get your money back. If any of you ladies wonder why your young kids have no respect for you when you aren’t buying them shit you need to look no further than the games that he plays on the PS2 console that you bought for him.

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6 Responses to “GRAND THEFT AUTO in Durham, N.C.”

  1. digital says:

    how did he do that..?

  2. Vik says:

    wow. utterly ridiculous.

    kids these days…..

  3. Amadeo says:

    If only people were like me and could keep their murderous intentions in check this wouldn’t be a problem…I may have to argue with the voices but no one gets hurt.

  4. Ok, now I understand why one of Justin’s friends gave this damn game AWAY…his parents prolly wouldn’t let him play it…which therefore means that JUSTIN can’t play it…that shit’s going in the trash TODAY!!! Damn video game makers…

  5. dareal says:

    wow…now i’m gonna have to check the game collections of all my cousins.

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