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Remember all the fun we used to have with our Mugshot Hairstyle Models programming? Where else would you find a mash-up between ‘Cops’ and ‘America’s Next Top Model’? I missed doing these drops so much that I thought I would pull one out for posterity.

Shout out to the Godfather, not JAMES BROWN though, who inspired a generation of Hip-Hop artists through his incredible music, and whose birthday just passed, but the Godfather JOHN GOTTI who inspired a generation of crappy rappers to assume his surname. The Dapper Don went in heavy on the styling mousse for the above mugshot hairstyle model headshot. Baby, you are a star.

All of today’s contestants are from Strong Island, New York. There’s this perception that because Nassau and Suffolk county are outside of the city limits of NYC that these areas can’t produce viable Mugshot Hairstyle Models. You be the judge…

	DANISH QURESHI Danny Boy likes the blonde highlights. He also likes watching women on the shitter via his wireless surveillance system he installed in the Dunkin’ Donuts where he worked.

	FRANCES DeROSA Granny got a gun. Frances was charged with with third-degree grand larceny, eight counts of fourth-degree grand larceny and petty larceny. The real crime however would be to not recognize her contribution to MHM.

	BEN SCHROPFER Ben was a Selden honors student before he decided to get into professional Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. Ben wanted an extra day off from Newfield High School to work on his styling and sent an instant message to a few of his friends encouraging them to spread a rumor that there would be a shooting at school. Turns out there was a shooting after all. A mugshot that is.

	CINDY ROBERTS Cindy leaves her children, ages 3 and 6, home alone when she is getting her styling done. Peep the nice touch of the forehead goiter.

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