I have been steady telling you fools that sexy grandmas are the truth. Mainstream media will act like the ‘Sex and the City’ movie uncovered this fact, but if you have ever effed with DP you already know we love the ladies slightly past their golden borndays.
There is a sex appeal that these women have I can’t describe. Maybe it comes from the fact that they are smart enough to wear 2.5 inch heels instead of 4in. high joints? Maybe their swagger comes from their level of professional success and wealth? The fact that a woman recognizes her body’s nuances fully is also a factor. What ever it is I can’t call it, but I’m glad for it.
I got a call from one of my lady friends a few weeks ago. She copped a new whip and she wanted to pick me up after work and fall thru an Obama or some such. She’s a great looking 50yr old that I met a few years ago at a Brazilian independence day parade (when I used to chase chicks I used to go in). Homegirl has a nice little Mercedez SUV now, but I declined the offer to take it out for a spin. I already have an instant vintage car parked in a garage in Brooklyn. With gas prices as they are right now I don’t need two rides.
All I’m saying is that this is a beautiful time to find yourself a really good friend and a really great lover who will help you put your ideas in motion and rub it with some lotion. Just move in the opposite direction of ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY.
just say no to young ho’s. even if them bitches be beautiful.
Angela Bassett always kept it funky, the only mistake she ever made was turning down the role of ‘Storm’ in the X-Men movies.
And and extra shout out to Jennifer Tilly who just turned 50 and is still holding the cleavage game down.
Yeah, thanks to medical advances and technology the world is filled with not only pimps and hoes but with MILF’s and GILF’s. If I meet one more 20’ish year old chick with a bangin’ mom AND grandma (?) I’m gonna spazz out. Life ain’t supposed to be like it is on those soap operas. Shit is unnatural, son.
Think about it, Dallas. Remember growing up in the 80’s when if you saw a White or Asian girl with a big ass that could dance you hit the fuckin’ Tri State Lottery? Now thanks to genetically modified foods and the proliferation of music television and videos they’re everywhere.
It’s a brave new world indeed.
One.
*sings Sexy Grandma*
Yeah a sexy grandma rollcall or allstar lineup is in order and I agree with Dart_Adams…….
Because when older female news anchors, Soap Opera actresses, Home Shopping Network hosts gives you a boner you know the times are a changing for the better in that department. We are now living in the times when the old lady behind the counter with the mexican hooker look would give you a nice one in the back of the shop (or in your case Dallas the bodega), like a scene from a foreign movie.
Forget the sexy grandma’s playing with your banana…can we get a Prince drop? Darlin Nikki is the shyt.
^Embry, Tilly is the truth that Hollywood tries to ignore.
Angela, Angela, Angela all day.
Miss Bassett, can a brother walk you home?
This post is the truth.