BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE…

50 cent house

Talking Heads – ‘Burning Down The House’

The hottest rap music story in NYC this weekend wasn’t about the leak of the new Lil’ Wayne album, nor was it the Wale mixtape release party. Which coincidentally was hott as fuck.

Nahh mayne. The heat that this story brought ended up bringing real live firefighters and emergency medical technicians. The 50 Cent estate in Suffolk County, Long Island was suspiciously burned to the ground.

Right now I call shenanigans on 50’s baby moms who was supposed to vacate the property by June 1st. She might have decided that if she couldn’t stay at the crib any longer then no one else would. I can’t blame her too much since she was living in a house that is 180 degrees different than anything she experienced in Southside Jamaica Queens. That is the neighborhood that SEAN BELL comes from too. Way more Black kids end up like SEAN BELL than they do like 50 Cent.

Not the real 50 Cent. Because he ended up like SEAN BELL too, but the fake 50 Cent, who is the real CURTIS JACKSON.

CURTIS JACKSON was busy in Louisiana getting his ghetto thespian on and I doubt that he would burn the place down. Unless he thought that homegirl was gonna try and squat up in that piece. I doubt he even felt that way because with the court order he had in place homegirl had to bounce, at least to a hotel or something. Sonn is giving her way too much scrilla in child support for her not to be able to afford something.

Maybe she couldn’t come up on a Mcmansion with eight bathrooms, but she could definitely have copped something in a middle-class area.

“Get my pool in the back” – (c) Cam’Ron

50 cent house


Lil’ Wayne – ‘Playing With Fire’

I don’t care who is writing Wayne’s rhymes. He still spits trash. You want to hear someone murder this style of flow listen to Wale. That dude is merc’king non-sequitur rap right now.

But I digress…

There are only three possible causes for the fire at 50 Cent’s crib…

  • a) SHANIQUA TOMKIN’s set that shit ablaze channeling ‘Left Eye’ Lopes
  • b) 50 CENT burned down his own house
  • c) GOD sent an invisible lightning bolt to destroy the house
  • Forget option c) since we know that GOD don’t give a fuck about that bullshit. GOD has his hands full getting the NBA’s credibility back since we all found out that shit was fake. What we also know is that someone put a match to that bitch (the house, of course), and either way you cook shit up 50 Cent will not recoup any insurance paper from this fiasco (no Lupe). Even if his B.M. burned that bitch down the fact that he let her stay up in that piece in the first place negates any insurance claim.

    The Suffolk County fire marshal will be getting down to the bottom of this shit before long. If 50’s ex is responsible I won’t be surprised if 50 makes a move for permanent custody of his son MARQUIS.

    Shit is definitely ’bout to get hot up in hurr.

    50 cent house

    7 Responses to “BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE…”

    1. Wale is dope but I think 100 Miles And Runnin’ was better than Mixtape About Nothing.

    2. Doc/Blu says:

      question, what is wrong with him letting his BM live in the house to raise his kid? how would that affect him getting some money for the insurance. aint like he burned the house down. my knowledge game on maintaining a house and keepin up with policies isn’t up to par

    3. Doc/Blu says:

      oh yeah, and i like WALE too…my climate’s way higher than…

    4. Dj RaYz says:

      Who writes Wayne’s lines?

    5. 40 says:

      Curtis burned down his own house. Given this shifty minstrel’s track records the self-decribed “bag man” paid off some geechie to burn the crib down. If I was the Suffolk County PD I’d start looking at the newest act to appear on a G-Unit mixtape as suspects.

      Plus Curtis talks all this shit about him loving his kid, but this is also the same dude who some $200M later said that “he’s too busy to raise his son”. What type of shit is that? You mean to tell me the alleged “best business mind in hip-hop” doesn’t have enough investments riding to even take care of his son? Eff outta here.

      I loathe Curtis Jackson. He’s one of these do for self (and self only) dudes that will sell out anyone to keep himself comfortable. They’ll never trace this back to him but he had his hand all in this one. He needs to quit bullshitting and more to his son that his talent agent for videos and Minstrel Unit clothing ads.

      EFF CURTIS IN THE A!

    6. Combat Jack says:

      i go 99 problems but a bitch aint one

      and

      hell hath no fury

    7. rdl says:

      I havent been keepin up with this blog much so when I saw a Wayne track posted I was surprised and for a second I thought u might have heard a few wayne tracks recently and u actually liked them (him) but then u said listen to Wale if u like waynes style of flow..wow! lol

      Theres really no comparison between their two styles, u might not like Waynes verses, voice, flow or style but Wale isnt coming with half Waynes presence on a track…and the 3rd verse on that track u posted is FAR from garbage.

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