Dilation ‘N Curettage by MAXINE

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Editor’s note: DP Dot Com’s Rocky Mountain correspondent MAXINE drops by to say “Hi haters!”

The United States of America is a fucking bleeding uterus in need of a full hysterectomy, or something that will clear out the decaying, rotting, decomposing putrid policies of old. Got your attention? The DNC (dilation and curettage) is a medical procedure that literally refers to opening the cervix and surgically removing its contents.

According to my homeboy who is in med school, the first step in the DNC process is to dilate the cervix which happens a couple hours before the surgery. Using a curette (a metal rod with a loop on the end), the lining of the uterus is gently scraped, removing the lining and any abnormalities.I know what you’re thinking, who the hell wants to have a sharp rod-like object inserted into their pussy for the purpose of “scraping?” Maybe that question is phrased poorly.

The point is, while a seemingly painful and obviously evasive procedure, the DNC actually allows for re-growth of certain cells made overshadowed and complacent by “abnormal” cells. Some women have even reported the process as therapeutic and remedial, a method of destroying and rebuilding, if you will.

Getting in bed with politicians isn’t easy. In some way they are corrupt or have/will use their power to serve a selfish interest. In that case, shit, being human isn’t easy. The DNC that will take place in my city, the Mile High city, is already destined to go down in history. In an age where a white man from North Carolina who gives a damn about the poor is trumped by a brother from the tropics who surfs (no, assholes, not Tim Duncan) and a woman who condones infidelity,
it’s safe to say that somebody needs to witness this shit.

I live so close to the action, hell, I’ll be fucking the convention face to face, and it’s gonna be damn good.

The 3:10 to Denver. You know you wanna ride this train.

6 Responses to “Dilation ‘N Curettage by MAXINE”

  1. Candice says:

    I just remembered I need to make an appointment with my OB-GYN.

    Go get em at the DNC Max.

  2. Maxine says:

    Indeed

  3. ES EL says:

    Graphical.

  4. prynsex says:

    Doesn’t ol’ girl know she’s never suppose to remove her socks. I don’t care how pedi’d her toes are.

    The gyne might have a fucked up foot fetish of some sort…….more than looking in some abnormal pussy!

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