War Is Ghey…

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Sports are teh ghey. They just are. No big deal. We understand this and we choose to leave sexuality away from the discussion. It doesn’t seem to have any adverse effects on the outcome of the contests. War is also teh ghey. And that teh gheyness DOES have a negative promotion to the resultant and the remainder.

300 was a great film about war, better than even ‘The Big Red 1’ and ‘Platoon’. 300 was almost as good as ‘Apocalypse Now’, and almost as ghey as gay porn. War is faggoty fuckery. Shouts (shots?) to Plastic Squirtguns.

Women on the battlefield face the added dangers of sexual assault. I wonder if Joan of Arc had to deal with this shit?

If you needed any more proof to teh gheyness of war then I suggest you review these graphs made from Department of Defense statistics…

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United States Marine Corps. = NO SNITCHING

The deep blue bar above represents the survey of respondents from the Marines. In essence, it is the people who were willing to report these assaults. The cult(ure) of the Marines is not one that takes lightly to members speaking outside of the group. You see what happened to PAT TILLMAN’s ass [ll]?

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DP > Double Penetration
These graphs were just as disturbing as the first and they break down the sexual assaults across gender lines. Yeah, women stay getting their asses reamed, but the men aren’t too far behind. This is an equality that I can do without.

7 Responses to “War Is Ghey…”

  1. FaTboY says:

    Pat Tillman was in the Army.

  2. Liam says:

    “This is an equality that I can do without. ” – lol

    Speaking of war films, the new Spike Lee movie looks alright

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNImXbbZb2U

  3. Candice says:

    I salute anyone that is in the military fighting for this country but DAMN. These statistics are alarming. Add to that the fact that most folks aren’t coming forward to report this shyt. Wow.

  4. damn those stats imply the militarily is like prison, with rampant gheyness.

    As if it ain’t bad enough to worry that you could get sniped & murked out of nowhere, like Tony Soprano, by the Mahdi army or some shyt. In addition the soldiers have to worry about unwanted sexual advances? Fock that shyt, this should be a scandal in the LameStream Media.

  5. Marvelous Mo says:

    @ El Gringo:
    “damn those stats imply the militarily is like prison, with rampant gheyness.”

    The first thing i thought after reading the drop. what the fuck is the difference between war and prison besides the obvious…its the same shit.

  6. 40 says:

    Lookie here… you ain’t gotta be no faggot, no punk, no sissy to be a little emotionally caught up with that dude in your platoon after he just saved you from a spate of insurgent gunfire.

    “Thanks for helping me back out there Fred, I don’t know how I’d make it.”
    “Its OK Jim, just doing my job so we all make it home.”
    *daps and man hug which lingers a little longer than normal*

    DISCLAIMER: I’m just joking, because even though they got us fucked up in this war shit, I still will forever tip my hat to the cats out there putting in work over there.

    Ironically to EGC’s point, there’s a certain amount of respect I equally have for dudes getting home from the service or from a bid. Both have served and survived government instiutions. Now if you’re a complete d-bag that immediately flies out the window.

  7. Dart_Adams says:

    There’s a war going on outside no man is safe from/you can run but you can’t hide forever…© Prodigy of Mobb Deep

    After reading this drop those words now have a different meaning.

    They say there are no atheists in foxholes…how about lube and condoms, though?

    No still means no.

    One.

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