The Hipster Futurist…

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JEFFREY DAHMER was from the future.

In the future that he occupies RAFI and I are eaten by the hipster acolytes of DAHMER.

Forget that old punk rock chant about eating the rich since the rich can hire BlackWater USA to merc’k your ass.

The hipster acolytes of DAHMER decide to eat the poor, the disenfranchised, and especially the overweight.

Soylent Green is people motherfuckers! And JEFFREY DAHMER was trying to tell us this all along.

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In 2048 the entire American population will be overweight. Ha. I got that shit on lock in 2008. It’s gonna take the rest of y’all forty years to catch up to me. By 2048 I will be on that spaceship.

My dream is that an extraterrestrial race will come through Earth and herd us like shrimp. And why not?

Think about this…

GOD can do anything right?

Who among you is reading this and still dumb enough to think that the human is the best thing that GOD could do?

Seriously?

Look at Africa, look at Iraq, look at motherfucking Scottsdale.

GOD can do waaaay better than human beings.

GOD can make something that eats, reproduces and shits all from the same piehole poopchute pussyhole.

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What can humans do other than make good shit all fucked the fuck up?

13 Responses to “The Hipster Futurist…”

  1. R.Diddy says:

    wow at the exclusive jeff dahm crime scene..whered u get that pic at..i always wondered what HISSS crime scenes looked like..damn..i cant even manifest that..the pic alone almost blinds and deafens the message u bringeth..but yea..ninjas and who-ares need to hit the local 24 hour fitness or they may be on a super early spaceship…on the real whats the site to peep those scenes.. we all have a sick side to us…smh*

  2. Tony says:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON THAT PHOTO!!!

    You have fucked with my mind for posting that pic Dallas. Damn man. Just damn.

    On the bright side I think that line might be the smartest thing I’ve read all week.

  3. thoreauly77 says:

    d- if you ever get the chance, check out the punk/metal opera “dahmer” by macabre. amazing album. technically brilliant. hilarious. disturbing as fuck.

  4. Liam says:

    Well there goes my next meal

  5. CeezDiem says:

    is that actually dahmers vic, or just some dude?

  6. Nattiez says:

    im kinda curious too. true dahmer scene? or some dude who didnt have the Godmothers money right?I didnt think they caught him with bodies like that.

  7. Patrick says:

    that pic equals the other pic of he chick decapitated..

    seriously, a heads up [none] will be appreciated..

  8. henry says:

    is that pic real? plus everyone wont be overweight, its not going to happen, it doesnt go up exponentially

  9. ant says:

    I really kulda used a “i got horrible nasty looken (boy) ass picture @ the bottom” disclaimer

  10. Combat Jack says:

    dudem what was the photo from???

  11. Mk says:

    I haven’t read something this stupid all week.
    What further amazed me was the fact that the comments were worse than the writing itself.

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