Okay, so I have been on this “Blackness” trip lately. Why does it seem that all of a sudden a confluence of stories comes to unsettle me? Am I being paranoid? It’s not like anyone has said anything to my face that was malicious or even supremacist. Maybe I’m having a middle aged crisis? Part of the new Blackness is passing away from heart disease while in your mid-forties.
What I needed to do was to find something that would recharge my spirit. Something to validate my desire to keep on living. Thank GOD for the internets. If you search hard enough you will dig up something that falls right into your wheelhouse of emotions. This is the story I have been waiting to read…
A WHITE WOMAN EXPLAINS WHY SHE PREFERS BLACK MEN
Or so I thought.
This shit might as well have been written by DAVID DUKE or fucking JOSEPH MENGELE. I just wish that for once a mainstream media voice would relate to Blackness as not the ‘other’, but the same. This author has obviously been sampling cocks for most of her life and she still can’t get past the outside. There are too many WTF?!? quotables in that article.
This article also reminds me of a discussion that I listened to on Racialicious Radio. CARMEN hosted a podcast which asked the question why there are no “sexperts” of color working in the mainstream media. It’s obviously needed when the only mentions of color are submitted by a racist fetishist. I think the New York Press article was meant to be less serious and more tongue-in-cheek. What I really could have used from the author was more tongue in asscheek talk.
True story, funny story is that the day after I read that article my homey POLOTRON sent me an e-mail containing ANOTHER article from the same author. Holy shit! The way things were developing in my mind I was about to meet up with the author and possibly bump uglies. If there’s one thing I could do it would be to bring her ass back to the white side. White girls aren’t the only ones that got back to white after dating me, but I have been known to give Blak chicks the motivation to find something new too.
HARLEM: IT’S A HARD-KNOCK LIFE
In this article, the author blames the thug element for decreasing the quality of life for Harlem’s indigent residents, as opposed to gentrification by people who could give a rat’s ass about the Saturday afternoon drum circle that convenes in Mount Morris Park.
I always heard that all you need to happen in order to change someone’s voter registration card from Democrat to Republican is to mug them. The truth is that it’s impossible for me to feel any kind of way for the author NOT because I have a tacit agreement with thug life. I don’t. I recognize that it stems from poverty and is harbored by people who have a gut feeling that their options are limited.
The other reason that I don’t feel anything for the author is because I now know the backstory. The REAL story. The man that the author mentions is someone that I have known since we were teenagers. I call him Menasaur. Is he a thug? Yes. Is he a gentleman? The answer to that is yes also. Menasaur was providing the author with more than just hairstyling. He was styling on her with his manhood. The author enjoys Black rods, but apparently doesn’t like to pay to play. I think her white privilege told her that a Black man would see her clit as a gift from GOD. Truthfully, it prA’li looked more like another job. Driving Miss Daisy type shit.
So the author has a sexual relationship with her hair stylist and she is upset with Harlemites for not jumping up to get beatdown when everybody in the building already KNEW that she was behind on her dick payments. If anyone on this planet understands how lay-a-way works that would be Harlem folks. The author had exceeded her grace period and full payment was due.
The author complains that Harlemites accept thugs because they fear them. The author is a liar and a doppelganger. The poor people that live in Harlem, and Bedford Stuyvesant and East New York and wherever else thugs also reside are constantly under attack. Economically, educationally, social accesibility and democratically. They are victimized constantly by outside forces and they in turn victimize each other. If they police, or the government killed every suspected “thug” would there still be poor people? If your answer is yes then the thug would still exist as well.
Fuck what your heard, SUSAN CRAIN BAKOS is a liar, and a thief of services provided (I’m talking about haircuts, not escort services). Hopefully she will use some of the proceeds from her sex advice books to buy herself a place to live where Black guys view a forty-something years old white woman as the goddess Isis. I have no idea where that place is.
She should be kilt!
Ok I just finished the article. It was hilarious, it really reads like a piece written by a comedian. To say the least it was very sexist and racist in many ways, but I guess the author does not care to be PC and decided to speak her truths. That article had so many WTF quotables!
Hey, at least this is not an article that pushes black men in front of the bus or drag us under the bus. As far as the question of blackness goes, some times is really doesn’t matter. What I did I learn from this article? Black men are really not that different from caucasians or any other men. And I guess I should return the engagement ring I bought because I’m not the marrying type. My lady will kill me.
Side note, Unforgiveable Blackness was a really good documentary.
Wow, that was great! I haven’t laughed like that in a while.
Seriously though, I appreciate her love for black men. She is also spot on about alpha bros not wanting to settle down. She doesn’t date the beta bros who are looking for a wife, emotions, and love. But isn’t this just like any other race of men?
She thinks bros have no chance of landing a fertile white woman so they choose her. Most likely bros can land any type of white women but they don’t know how. Another scenario is that bros don’t want to want to marry a fertile white woman and have babies (something she alluded to) Finally, bros have sex with her because she is white and easy to fuck. She tries to escape the facts but like Nas said, it ain’t hard to tell.
She is a journalist so of course she has to exaggerate. Also, since she wants black men all to her nasty, 40 year old self without giving up that money, she had to make it seem like bros are starving to get her when in reality she is throwing herself at niggaz hoping to get laid for free. Clever girl but the jig is up.
Black Only Bitches (or any [insert-race-here] only bitches, really) make me giggle, that’s all I got to say on that one.
Fuck a B.O.B. it’s just another form of racism.
I hang out in st nicks on the reg and this trick is one of the tramps that come up there to live their fantasies. she is also the kind of person who fucks up spots. everyone in that spot knows this chick cause shes a leech who sits ups in there trying to act fly and hoping that she catches some slow minded black man who still thinks that white booty is the best booty, even walking up to respectable men saying shit like ” we have to do this” biatch please. st nicks is a lot of things to a lot of people, including white people who want a piece of the authentic “black” experience. She complains about being charged more for drinks when she also talks about how “cheap” it is to party with the negores. maybe if they wouldnt act like we are cheap thrill and spend money like they would in a white spot, they wouldnt be treated that way. maybe she gets a dollar tacked onto her drinks because she doesnt tip the negroes she thinks are so fucking cute while they fawn over her(in her head). and lets make something clear, any black man that is trying to protect some old white ladies white legs aint shit to be proud of. PERIOD.
this chick is an old beat old white lady with delusions of grandeur. and DP is right as all the people in the spot know, this trick tried to get her hair did for free and money was trying to get his dough, she wasnt mugged and she wasnt assaulted. but what she did do is blow up our fucking spot as they always do. want to come chill with niggas until some nigga shit happens and then blow it up and go back downtown. “fuck them niggas”
st nicks is a place where we go to ” vibes, talk, overstand, share love, share stories and ourselves” its one of the only places in NY if not the only where one can go sit under a tree and listen to live music while sipping wine with doctors, lawyers, musicians, and people from all over the world, as one. its not some picture window where you pay your little money and are allowed to watch the jigs. ITS NOT SOME FUCKING SHOW FOR YOU. its our place.
now the backyard is closed and business is slow cause some silly biatch wanted her hair did for free. WTF????????????????
So what does she do? pen some article about her lost romance with the niggas who she so adamantly stalks for some long shanks. STOP THE BULLSHIT LADY
and rest assured, NOONE is trying to protect your lilly white legs now are they. you are just like the rest.
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