POLITRICKS 2008: Isn’t She Lovely…

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I was never comfortable with BARACK OBAAMA’s smoothness. This dude is too fucking cool. I think about my dad who wore a shirt and tie and every single day and he could still have a nigga moment where he cursed someone upside down until next Tuesday. OBAAMA never has any nigga moments. At least not anymore. I’m not comfortable with that.

HILLARY CLINTON deserved at least a ‘Ho Sit Down’. I wish it wasn’t just the blogs that gave it to her.

MICHELLE OBAMA is even smoother than BARACK OBAAMA. I can’t stand these people. They are too damn perfect. You are a fool if you don’t vote fort BARACK because he is Black, but after watching his wife spit her game you become a fool to the squared root power.

This Democratic campaign just became the juggernaut JOHN McCAIN and the G.O.P. were afraid of.

And MICHELLE’s wig was tee-ight! JANET JACKSON status.

13 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: Isn’t She Lovely…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    I’m grading Michelle A.B. (Angela Basset). Cause she’s fine and together…but she looks like that mother that the kids don’t act up around.

  2. Vee says:

    DOn’t sleep on Obama, he wears his mask teee -ight.
    Obama nearly got into a fist fight early in his career in the city council.

    And don’t forget that you have to contend with the Bill and Hilary supporters. There’s still some DNC infighting and feelings of disenfranchisement.

    ———————-
    Hendon told me, “He’s the one that got mad, because he said I embarrassed him on the Senate floor. That’s when he came over to my desk.” Before Nottage broke them up, Obama, who had learned to box from his Indonesian stepfather, supposedly told Hendon, “I’m going to kick your ass!” Hendon said, “He said something like that.” He added that more details will appear in a book that he’s written, entitled “Black Enough, White Enough: The Obama Dilemma.”

    Source:
    http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/07/21/080721fa_fact_lizza?printable=true

  3. 40 says:

    I’m sure there are beauty shops from B’More to PG County clamoring for that hair account. Because there’s one thing them Maryland chicks know how to do, is keep their wigs tight. Which always made me wonder what was Condi’s prahlem?

  4. Candice says:

    Michele wason point last night. And yes, she looked smooth and polished but she is from the South Side of Chi-Town. Obama? Part African. Now you know Africans can be gully with the quickness.

    Watch that interview they did a few weeks back with their daughters. It was all love until one of the daughters started giving out too much info. She got the quick side-eye from her parents and shut it down. That’s the mark of real black parenting right there.

  5. AverageBro says:

    40,

    I’m ashamed to admit this on some level, but I know the dude who does Condi’s hair. He owns a salon here in Silver Spring that my wife goes to.

    Yeah, DMV chicks keep they wig tight. But remember, Condi is from DENVER.

    I co-sign on errythang DP. Michelle’s speech was one for the ages. Only a true hater would beg to differ.

  6. wax says:

    what sucks most is all the gestapo storm troopers on the streets and helicopters that keep buzzing over my house. yeah the military black death killer copters.

  7. Yeah, Michelle was on TVOne the other nght getting interviewed by that guinea pig Roland Martin. She had on a red dress that was so so trill. I’d say 30-50% of Barack’s respect comes from the fact that he bagged her.

    That woman is the truf.

  8. Mark Dub says:

    Man…Obama’s qualifications for the presidency should no longer be questioned if for no other reason his selection of Michelle Obama as his wife. The foresight he possessed 19 years ago shows just how thorough dude’s preparation is. I don’t think he ever thought of being the president when he met her, but when he did, he KNEW that that chick was going to compliment him PERFECTLY, and she shines w/o ever blocking his.

  9. R.Diddy says:

    Us comment folks are overlooking one key thing dp said…he said “nigga” moments..lol..i think obama just has his eyes on the prize so hard..maybe he has a set of nation brothas (well-dressed goons) that handle all is beefs off wax..his game is prolly so tight, chelle prolly doesnt know about his goons…just a thought..other than that, dude is my inspiration as I go in to work on the reg(u know the rest)

  10. Lion XL says:

    what other first lady had the gab tight like the president? Billary!!!

    so watch out in 8 years for MOBAMA!!!!

  11. Tiffany says:

    That’s some funny ish about your dad and the “nigga” moments.

    I’m sure the O’s can get gully too but you’re right that family is too perfect. I want Michelle’s resume and family when I grow up!!! Including Barack!!

  12. rm says:

    who the fuck is brushin this shit tho?

  13. CanelaNYC says:

    U r a dayuum fool!

    Yo, where’s the video from that wack rooftop party in BK that got shut down Saturday?!

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