Pic copped from Crunk and Disorderly via Cool Cruel World
You know shit is a slow day if all I feel like talking about are ‘Ye’ Tudda’s tittays. [ll].
KanYe looks like somebody’s dad at the cookout right before little Jamaal caught them spankings for spilling his Kool-Aid on the blanket.
I feel like talking about BARACK OBAAMA – JOE BIDEN ticket. Shit looks like a winner. You have to love the fact that OBAAMA fucked with the cat that stepped out early and told everybody how well-spoken BARACK was. BIDEN’s prescience was rewarded.
I need to turn my cable television back on. I haven’t watched television since like April. I’ve seen some programs, but I haven’t been able to really go in on anything that people are effing with. My dream is to eff TV in the ‘A’ with the internets, but until then I need to know what the fuck is going on.
Fuck it. I guess I don’t need to turn my cable service back on.
Shout out to Rock The Dub and the Underwriters for trying to get me a copy of the L.A.X. album for journalistic review. Some funky shit has been going on where my computer isn’t DL’ing the .rar files properly. I don’t know how this shit works, but if you have a copy of that L.A.X. joint and you want me to review that shit “journalistically” shoot it to me.
I got a bunch of obama’s scheduled for this week. I should leave them damn things alone since all I am doing is getting fatter and killing my liver, but it’s hard for me to say no to premium liquor. Especially when I usually leave these joints with a bottle.
Shout to JASON from Trend Settaz Marketing, I can’t forget my peoples RONI and RYAN. They turn Tuesdays into Fridays on the regulack. CHAD MILLER is definitely in the building. CARL from XXL be in the streets too. And my nig KEV CLARK is a beast. All you need to know is one of these dudes and your life is straighter than six o’clock. I know all of them. So I haven’t paid to get shitfaced in a long time.
Yeah, but for real though enough bullshitting. Where is my homegirl TIFFANY at? I hear you mama. It’s time for some real life true stories here at DP Dot Com. You can go anywhere on the web to see KanYe’s tittays.
kan-trocious
Lovin’ those shades, D!
In celebration of the convention, you’ve GOT to hit up those obama’s this week. But after that, give the double fists a vacation. The game needs you!
I’m not loving Ye’s Tittay Balls. But hey, he’s entitled. I’m purposely on a quest for a few extra pounds, so I won’t hate too much.
I thought I was the only one that had trouble downloading .rar files. Glad I am not the only one. If anybody can school me as well, it is really appreciated. Thanks.
*daps DP*
its over for Obama and Biden… its about McCain and Daddy Yankee!
Obamas are the way of life. Drink til you fall out, D.
Thanks for calling me back BTW. *kicks PC hoping it reaches DP’s shin*
L.A.X. is like gawking a highway smash-up. Jayceon is like some idiot-savant: good ear for (west coast) beats (not to be confused with peak Da Beatminerz), fucking retarded in every other way. He’s also the #1 reason I wish Biggie AND Pac were alive, so he could stfu about them. Even Nas comes weak here, not that he had reason to do better. Quite possible THEE worst MC going, all things told. (At least the cartoon gangsters are pretty self-evident; that this douche can’t make ANYTHING out of his mental illness is just pathetic.)
Fuck Joe Biden; JOE BUDDEN, on the other hand, would have been a hell of a choice.
fat fat the water rat
@The Music Director: I agree. I also like how ninety percent of the songs are about how he’ll shoot anyone/everyone for whatever, but then he gets all sentimental about wishing MLK were alive. What kinda shit is that? He makes decent albums but it’s SO hard to take him seriously because he really plays up the cartoon gangsterism. He does have a couple of decent lines though, but not enough to make it a quality album.
Peasy chest hair. I knew it!
DP…you went in hipster-fashionistaco style with the shades, B…I know they didn’t ask you for any credentials to get in, cuz you look like you work for SPIN magazine!
Obama’s… Let me know D.
DP’s real life true ish > Ye’s Ta Ta’s