Detroit, the world’s most hardbody city is going through one of their worst summers evar. The Pistons suck, the Tigers suck and the Lions are about to be a shit turd of a football team.
Plus the mayor is going to jail for effing broads and the best job you can have in Detroit right now is collecting random dead bodies for the morgue.
But if we could trade Detroit to Canada for say a faggy city like Montreal then maybe the deal might work itself out. Detroit will give Canada what it sorely lacks; street credibility vis e vis random senseless homicides and crime.
It’s not like the U.S. needs Montreal anyhoo since we already have asshat havens like Boston and San Francisco, but we’ll put that town on our backup roster just in case we lose San Fran to an earthquake or Boston implodes due to its collective stupidity (Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare anyone?)
Hell, to sweeten the deal we will throw in the entire state of Ohio.
Plus Yung Berg’s Autobot chain.
Without Detroit, Boston and San Fransisco we lose a lot of great Hip Hop, a long history of winning shit and riots.
There is too much great Hip Hop coming out of the D to trade it.
One.
Kwame stays losing.
Granholm stays losing.
Industry jobs LOST.
The economy here is fucked the fuck up.
Unemployment stays winning here.
Tigers stay losing.
Pistons stay losing (even though Prince got his gold).
*Red Wings stay winning.
**HipHop out the D stays winning…for the most part.
Michigan stays losing. We’re well on our way to becomming the armpit or asshole of america.
*No one cares about hockey…Unless its the playoffs
**More exposure would be nice.
It’s so cold in the D
How the fuck we ‘pose to keep peace?
The D….it brought us Robo Cop and Axel Foley…thats it thats all.
No we keep Ohio. Thats one of our street cred sources (Youngstown anyone???) and give em all of Michigan. With the OH we stay hardbody and we get to enjoy Lebron James’ final highlight reel before playing for the European Crackerkillers (word up to Cube) for 50 million Euros. Ohio must stay.
You should get at least as liquered up if not more so then you were in this one, before every IC video. In yo bummy ass bluejays cap, you a fool b.
I’m glad you peeped the irony of an Eff Canada rant while wearing a Blue Jays cap.
I am the 59-50 king bitches.
haha honestly I gotta say looks kinda like you got bored, shotgunned some tall boys and lurked around the subway. But it was amusing I ain’t gonna lie, as always
Aww dallas thats my city and yes its fuckd but the people are the real and so nice and if you traded detroit too canada you would also be giving away some of the countrys best ass and tits, some of the illest strippers. The city is history, its the foundation for black music as we know it and we’ve already lost enough. Now you want to trade detroit to canada fuck it. Atleast i dont have to say i’m an american. I live in berlin i don’t want to ever live in america again. I wouldn’t live in new york if i could. Fucking can’t smoke inside cant drink a fucking beer outside bullshit. Maybe america should trade black people with canadas because there are too many guns in america for us to stop killing each other.
Dallas, thats the last Detroit-is-fucked-up rant…I’m a born and raised Detroiter fam! Think about this…If Detroit was sold to Canada, their crime rate would sky-rocket, while the crime rate in America would decrease. Sounds good, right? Well, it’s not hip-hop and isn’t that the culture we all embrace? If so, Detroit will continue to be hip-hop, bringing you exciting things like a “Hip Hop” Mayor, who’s been in and out of jail and sky high poverty, murder, and crime rates…Bottomline, you hiphop guys need us! America w/ Detroit = HIP HOP, America without Detroit = Rap Music a la Yung Berg. hhahahahahahaha