POLITRICKS 2008: Baby Mama Drama…


The most ridiculous story to come out of this election season is the one where the GOP vice presidential nominee sequesters her pregnant teenage daughter for six months in order to claim that her daughter’s pregnancy was in fact her own.


Okay, okay, I understand that this governor lady is part of some kind of Christian fundamentalism movement so she couldn’t knowingly terminate her daughter’s preganacy evan after she found out that the baby was going to be birthed with complications, no doubt due to the stress that the young mother had put herself under, but why the fuck the elaborate ruse to act like the child doesn’t belong to the daughter?

The real test for those people that claim to put GOD before their professional and political gain surfaces in these situations. The PALINS have a beautiful family that confronts the trials and tribulations that 99.9% of American families see and they become stronger from this. That SHOULD have been the backstory. How they scolded their daughter for not upholding the values that the family had tried to embue in her, but they still kept her near in her time of need and did not cast her away.



If you like political scandals and precise investigative muckracking then please go to Daily K-Os for the full story of the SARAH PALIN faux-pregnancy.

Part 1
Part 2



All I needed to see were these pics that show SARAH PALIN snatching her grandchild from his mother’s arms because she has a photo opportunity.

Trust me party people, this lady does not fear GOD more than she fears missing that text message on her Blackberry.

29 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: Baby Mama Drama…”

  1. h8torade says:

    no need to fake the pregnancy as news just came out that her daughter is 5 months pregnant.

    She should have let her man go backdoor on her……

  2. Boing_Dynasty says:

    “The tree have a penis.”

  3. DirtyJerz says:

    Puleez! thats some BS…how many grown women do we know that are taking care of their daughter’s babies, ultimately becoming the babies momma? and how many chicks have you met, and have no children in sight, and then when they invite you over and show you pictures, their babies are staying @ her momma’s house while her fast ass is out here wildin? real talk, just on the strength of her everyday people drama, this chick now makes John McCain a worthy opponent to Barack.

  4. Jen says:

    Two children at seventeen…and chillin’ in the White House.


  5. Candice says:

    I can’t even address this baby momma bullshyt. The rethuglicans are killing me sitting up on CNN acting so concerned over the damn hurricane. Where was John McCain and George Bush during Katrina? Oh yeah, eating cake together.

  6. the_dallas says:

    How can the daughter be 5 months pregnant when she hasn’t even left the parent’s house for 8 months because she had MONONUCLEOSIS?

    Bristol Palin has been out of school for eight months from Oct 2007 – May 2008.

    So you are saying the daughter got pregnant again?

  7. The Maven says:

    D, where can I find the Mono story?

  8. the_dallas says:

    Read through Part 2 of the Daily K-Os story I hyperlinked above. The Palin story is a major fuckfest. The daughter has been on some house arrest shit and as soon as they let her out to go to the prenatal clinic she gets into a car accident. The parents have her head in a vice grip.

    I think the reason that Sarah Palin was never showing preggers is because she has a penis and the husband is the one with the twat.

    I say twat with only the most respectful connotations, of course.

  9. Holy crap, I’m drunk, dizzy, DEAF & stuffed from spending too much time on either side of Utica at Eastern Parkway… (What is it with West Indians & AIRHORNS anyway?!) Anyway, I am just catching up with this but yeah, Bristol Palin loves getting fucked bareback and no pesky pills or ring either.

    I’d think there’s no GODDAMN way they can successfully cover this up, right? Unless Rick Ross can vouch for ’em, I predict (hope) The Smoking Gun blows this MOOSEshit up hard tomorrow, or at least soon. Let’s see the baby’s birth certificate– easy enough, right? Or flicks of the Governor in the maternity ward; not uncommon, right?

  10. I’m labeling this latest Sarah Palin scandal as GILFgate. Pls spread if u like the term. Urbandictionary is down right now, but I will retry to define it tomorrow.

    Another idea, when saying the word “Sarah Palin”, say it in the sing-song manner done how when folks say “n-bomb Please!”. Pronounce Palin in a way that rhymes with “obscene”. This is another dig showing Palin’s incompetence for the VP job.

    I got plenty of recent GILFgate & other ReThug Circus 08 posts on my blog, check it out mayne.

  11. Amadeo says:

    Something ain’t right. Even if the kid is Palin’s the way she handled the birth is some fuckery…leaking for 12+ hours and getting on a plane, stopping over getting back on and then driving 45 minutes? How many hospitals she pass up? Then the daughter this is loopy. She was a bad choice…for several reason but the main one being no one knows her so know we get to dig for two months.

  12. Ramo2653 says:

    Did Daily Kos kill the story?

  13. Candice says:

    Can I ask the main question now?

    Can you imagine if one of the Obama girls were pregnant? Whew…..

  14. DirtyJerz says:

    Whoa! LOL…Candice, if that was one of Obama’s girls, he would have to gracefull bow out of the race…YESTERDAY!

  15. P-Matik says:



    And the Post goes there curtain raising who it says is the father… “Levi Johnston.” Johnston, 17, who is entering his senior year at Wasilla HS, plays on the school hockey team and was once teammates on a youth squad with Palin’s older brother, Track, 19, now in the Army. Despite suffering a cracked bone in his shin last season, Johnston scored 24 goals in 24 games.

    ” ‘We don’t want to talk about this,’ said a woman who answered the phone at the Johnston home. On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, ‘I’m a f – – -in’ redneck’ who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. ‘But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- – – and just f – – -in’ chillin’ I guess.’ ‘Ya f – – – with me I’ll kick [your] ass,’ he added. He also claims to be ‘in a relationship,’ but states, ‘I don’t want kids.'”

  16. Candice says:

    Clearly….Levi likes f—in’

  17. DirtyJerz says:

    oh, fa sho! they are definitely gettin’ biz up in the chalet….I thought they just rubbed noses up there…Word is Bawn. some serious Alaskan pipeline is being layed as we speak!

  18. I am mailing you an article in two days….

  19. redstatesman says:

    This is a stupid website with liberal trash properganda. Her family buisness is none of yours.

  20. Children of Sanchez says:

    I had to shave my supersonic hair off once bread prices started goin up…

  21. Maxine says:

    The baby probably belongs to the 14 year old. 14 year olds are fucking…all of them

  22. DirtyJerz says:

    Hey RedNecksMan, WTF is proper-ganda!?!? LOL

  23. lol @ these comments and especially at “some serious Alaskan pipeline is beying layed”.
    Why, oh why didn’t I think of that?

  24. Candice says:

    I love how when some shyt happens to a Republican….family business becomes private.

    Tell that ish to John Edwards and Bill Clinton.

    If Mrs. Palin was any type of mother, she would not have accepted the nomination KNOWING her daughter was pregnant due to the unnecessary scrutiny she would have placed her child in.

    When confronted with accusations that Twig was indeed her daughter’s child, she could have just taken a DNA test or produced some pregnant pictures….nope, she announces that her daughter is five months pregnant so the other baby can’t be hers. Way to throw your kid to the wolves during a sensitive time in her life.

    Family business should be private and Mrs. Palin should have thought of that before she decided to throw her hat in the ring.

  25. Nattiez says:


    Hey redstatesman: the reason it matters is because you punk ass GOP bastards are FOREVER trying to discredit someone for what goes on in the House. Baracks Preacher matters but her whore ass daughters who she has no control over DONT??? KISS me rass. you cant have it both ways. YOU loved when Jesse had a baby, or John edwards, or what Barack did 20 years ago, but this chick covering up her daughter likkle yutes is off limits. FUCK THAT. you bastards started this MORALITY SHIT so now watch your candidate DIE SLOW. Biatch. YOu all started the bullshit games. Calling peoples harvard education into question, looking into what schools HIS MAMMA put him in. Looking for long lost brothers and women he dated. this is your doing. YOU all wanted to impeach clinton and kepf finding hoes to call his name. you swiftboated Jon Kerry on some in your house shit so how is this off limitst. you people kill me. you all got us in this fucking mess and now noone fucking cares what you tight ass, phony ass moral religious zealots think. we fucked up the country and world following your divisive, me firts tactice. we should be able to flog some of you fucks who voted in and supported this bullshit regime. it should come out of your asses. I hope you had you fun and made your money, you all are like Guliani, youre exposed for being the fake ruthless, spineless fucks you are and we got a swift boat for ya. up your ass and out the door. Peace
    you are ones with dudes in bathroom stalls and in the back of cars with Heron and male hookers. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SEW. i cant even believe you came on here talking that shit.

    GO tap your foot in a bathroom stall MF

  26. DirtyJerz says:

    LOL…Nattiez, you killed him with the “you people” ROFL! Tell ’em why you mad, B!

  27. Enigmatik says:

    redstatesman = ethered

  28. well done Nattiez.

    Since Obama doesn’t do “ether” & likes to be “above the fray”, we desperately need Joe Biden to become Attack Dog Joe, Hillary Clinton to become Attack Hill-Dog, & a few other Obama weed carriers to become fierce attack dogs like Nattiez, only without the swears.

    BTW, did you see AIPgate? Palin was a member of the Alaska Independence Party (AIP) that wants Alaska to seceed from US & become its own pais.

    This beyotch Palin has more -gates (GILFgate, Troopergate, AIPgate, etc) than Chicago O’Hare.

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