POLITRICKS 2008: Required Reading…

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I’m known for giving folks books as baby shower gifts.

This one however goes out to a child who was allegedly born way back in April…

Here’s to hoping you find out who your real mommy is and that you don’t have to keep living your life as a political football.

seuss

14 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: Required Reading…”

  1. Candice says:

    The plot thickens……there is a young black gentleman claiming to be the current father of Bristol’s baby on youtube. LOL

  2. LM says:

    LOL… I used to love that book

  3. I am saying bullshyt to the rapper claiming to be baby Father ….

    Hes a rapper ,rappers will say anything

    I want some photos

    Teenagers takes 1000 of photos

    Especially white chicks

    In terms of the first baby

    The Truth is out there

    The believers have a few scattered points:
    1. Bristol Palin left school for an extended period of time, due to mononucleosis according to her family for the last 4-5 months of Trig’s pregnancy. Some classmates claimed later that they had seen Bristol Palin pregnant.

    2. Sarah Palin did not reveal to anyone outside her family that she was pregnant until 8 months into her pregnancy. Even then, she showed no signs of pregnancy. Alaskan news outlets commented on this, but did not go further. There are pictures of her at Super Tuesday (just a month before the baby was born).
    http://www.adn.com/politics/story/339576.html
    She is notably a very trim woman, so it would likely be difficult to hide a pregnancy.

    3. There are supposed photos showing Bristol Palin having gained weight, possibly significantly so in the abdomen. I haven’t been able to verify these.

    4. Sarah Palin went into labor in Dallas just before she was due to deliver a keynote address at the Republican Governors’ Energy Conference, and flew to Seattle, then Alaska while still in labor.
    http://www.newsminer.com/news/2008/apr/22/palins-flight-labor-falls-under-scrutiny/
    Supposedly, she was in labor during the 8 hour flight, and the crew and attendants did not know.
    (Quote from the Article Above):

    “”Governor Palin was extremely pleasant to flight attendants and her
    stage of pregnancy was not apparent by observation as she didn’t show
    any signs of distress,” Boren said.”

    This is extremely risky behavior, and you are advised by doctors, traditionally, not to fly once you are past 7 months pregnant. If airlines are made aware, sometimes they will prevent you from flying. Sarah Palin did not inform the flight.

    5. Sarah has had four children before, and a prolonged labor that lasted a flight from Dallas to Alaska is extremely unlikely, as labor times usually decrease with the number of births.

    6. There is also some rumor of an interview with a co-worker of Todd Palin at the oil fields in Prudhoe Bay (North Slope, where Todd Palin worked for BP), though I haven’t been able to verify this. The co-worker claims Todd told him of the situation, supposedly.

    7. Likewise, there were at the time a few classmates of Bristol’s that claimed they had seen her pregnant.

    8. Sarah Palin appeared 4 months before the baby’s birth in Vogue magazine, and was “trim and lithe.” (Searching for photos.)

    Now, the counterpoints are that:
    -Of course, this is all very far-fetched. Republicans would have vetted her and this would have never slipped past them

    -She may not have been showing the pregnancy, despite her trim and slim frame, because of the low birthweight of infants with Downs Syndrome.

    -Mothers at 44 (as Sarah Palin is), have an extremely high rate of Downs Syndrome in their children. However, this does not exclude Bristol Palin, as very young mothers also have an increased risk of Downs Syndrome in their children.

    The attached photo is Sarah Palin at Super Tuesday (2-05-08), credit to Brian Wallace of the Juneau Empire.
    I had another photo of Palin at the Dallas RGEC, but I cannot seem to locate it.

    I was hoping someone at CNN could just clear this matter up. It might make interesting filler, to have a story on what the internet has been talking about!

    Paul Tosone
    Atlanta, GA

    -A picture of Governor Palin at home with her family that was printed in the Anchorage Daily News, taken six weeks before Trig’s birth on March 9th.
    http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/v-gallery/story/339587.html?/news/alaska/v-enlarge/story/339587-a339583-t3.html

    -This is a picture from the Alaskan Governor’s website. It is only dated “2007.” Some say that Bristol here appears to have perhaps a baby bump.
    http://gov.state.ak.us/photos/PalinFamily_Outside_v01.jpg

    -An Alaskan PodShow Podcast called Hike of the Week. Sarah Palin appears here and takes a hike and tour with the host. She is seven and a half months pregnant.
    http://alaskapodshow.com/index.php/2008/02/20/my-visit-to-juneau-alaska/

    -The Alaskan Government website has removed links to some photographs of the Palin family. This probably has nothing to do with this story here, but I thought I should mention it, for posterity.

  4. I am saying bullshyt to the rapper claiming to be baby Father ….

    Hes a rapper ,rappers will say anything

    I want some photos Teenagers takes 1000 of photos , Especially white chicks

    In terms of the first baby

    The Truth is out there
    The believers have a few scattered points:
    1. Bristol Palin left school for an extended period of time, due to mononucleosis according to her family for the last 4-5 months of Trig’s pregnancy. Some classmates claimed later that they had seen Bristol Palin pregnant.

    2. Sarah Palin did not reveal to anyone outside her family that she was pregnant until 8 months into her pregnancy. Even then, she showed no signs of pregnancy. Alaskan news outlets commented on this, but did not go further. There are pictures of her at Super Tuesday (just a month before the baby was born).
    http://www.adn.com/politics/story/339576.html
    She is notably a very trim woman, so it would likely be difficult to hide a pregnancy.

    3. There are supposed photos showing Bristol Palin having gained weight, possibly significantly so in the abdomen. I haven’t been able to verify these.

    4. Sarah Palin went into labor in Dallas just before she was due to deliver a keynote address at the Republican Governors’ Energy Conference, and flew to Seattle, then Alaska while still in labor.

    Supposedly, she was in labor during the 8 hour flight, and the crew and attendants did not know.
    (Quote from the Article Above):

    “”Governor Palin was extremely pleasant to flight attendants and her
    stage of pregnancy was not apparent by observation as she didn’t show
    any signs of distress,” Boren said.”

    This is extremely risky behavior, and you are advised by doctors, traditionally, not to fly once you are past 7 months pregnant. If airlines are made aware, sometimes they will prevent you from flying. Sarah Palin did not inform the flight.

    5. Sarah has had four children before, and a prolonged labor that lasted a flight from Dallas to Alaska is extremely unlikely, as labor times usually decrease with the number of births.

    6. There is also some rumor of an interview with a co-worker of Todd Palin at the oil fields in Prudhoe Bay (North Slope, where Todd Palin worked for BP), though I haven’t been able to verify this. The co-worker claims Todd told him of the situation, supposedly.

    7. Likewise, there were at the time a few classmates of Bristol’s that claimed they had seen her pregnant.

    8. Sarah Palin appeared 4 months before the baby’s birth in Vogue magazine, and was “trim and lithe.” (Searching for photos.) ]

    9) Bristol left school for four months on claims of Mono

  5. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Although he made me take a blood oath not to tell, the stakes are so high I will reveal two things:
    1) The baby belongs to Bristol
    2) Dallas Penn is the father.
    Ernie Paniccioli

  6. Candice says:

    Based on all of Palin’s other claims in her short time as the nominee, she has a herstory of lying. I but nothing this chick says.

    She gives off a Bree VanDeKamp vibe.

  7. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    The Conservative Palinguage Guide Vols. 1 and 2
    September 5th, 2008 | Posted in Talkback |
    Vol. 1

    If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”
    If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”

    If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby daddy.”
    If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

    Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.

    White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

    If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
    Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

    Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
    Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”

    If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fulling vetting the individual you’re “reckless.”
    A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”

    If you say that for the “first time in my adult lifetime I’m really proud of my country” it makes you “unfit” to be First Lady.
    If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you “First Dude.”

    A DUI from twenty years ago is “old news.”
    A speech given without proper citation from twenty years ago is “relevant information.”

    And, finally, if you’re a man and you decide to run for office despite your wife’s reoccurrence of cancer you’re a “questionable spouse.”
    If you’re a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five kids including a newborn with Downs Syndrome… Well, we don’t know what that is ‘cause THAT’S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK!

    Vol. 2
    If you get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential primary, you’re a “phoney.”
    Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you’re “well loved.”

    SoyAA says: If you are biracial and born in a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to “get to know you.”
    If you’re white and from a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you’re “one of us.”

    If you give your wife a dap on stage, it’s actually a “terrorist fist jab.”
    If your daughter licks her palm so that she can slick down your youngest child’s hair on national TV it’s an “adorable moment.” (Seriously, forget about abstinence only, teach these folks some grooming skills).

    DTD SAYS: If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you’re an “extremist.”
    If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you’re a “fundamentalist.”

    If you’re a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college, then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law Review, you’re “uppity.”
    If you’re a conservative and your parents pay your way to Hawaii Pacific University . . . you only have four more schools to attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate (it might be five more school over the next five years. No one has yet verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii).

    SeanOcali says: If you’re 18, white, and get a 16 year old girl pregnant “life happens.”
    If you’re 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you’re a “registered sex offender.”

    If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of “Change,” it’s just “empty rhetoric.”
    If one week before your party’s national convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about “Change,” that’s “red meat.”

    And your last lesson for the day:
    If you are a Democrat, an Independent, or even a moderate Republican, if you’re female, male, white, black, Asian, Hispanic, bi-racial, multi-ethnic, or GLBT, if you’re a Jew, Gentile, Muslim, agnostic or atheist – “Yes, we can!”
    If you’re a pitbull with lipstick from Alaska, “Yup, yup!”

  8. P-Matik says:

    I’ve had mono. It only lasts for one month.

  9. Candice says:

    The kind of mono she had lasted for 8. LMAO!

  10. J™ says:

    1.) We are fuxed if we vote in Bush III

    2.) We are fuxed if we vote in dude that claims “change” but supports FISA

    3.) Bristol Palin is a diversion for you all so you don’t recognize 1 & 2

  11. J™ says:

    And my man, Ernie, don’t let labels fool you. It’s not about political parties(teams). Republican, Democrat, it’s all the same, minus a few wedge issues to keep the masses arguing about bullshit like Bristol Palin or if Barry tooted a rail 25 years ago, so we don’t get engaged with what’s really goin’ on.

  12. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Jtm-Truer words were never spoken. Barack, Mc Cain or Jesus Christ in the White House we are still (to guote Dallas Penn) fucked the fuck up. Or to quote myself “There can never be justice on stolen land. Ernie

  13. R. Diddy says:

    I see a “bushlike” robbery happening all over again..McCain is leading in national polls now according to CNN.com (not sure if thats a valuable source of news info..then again what is? Besides Dp.com of course..)

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