It feels like my whole fam has migrated from NYC to ATL. Nay-Nay, Uncle Drunk, Smoogie, Dontravius… Everybody.
I never understand why Black folks always let themselves be presented as homophobes in the media. We don’t hate anybody. Thanksgiving dinner is the proof of that.
Everyone gets a seat at the family table. My gay cousin. My junkie aunt. My white uncle. My cleptomaniac brother. Everybody.
Enjoy your family party people, or not. You only get one. Unless you get married. And then hopefully the in-laws don’t become the outlaws.
I’m at my parents house in Durham, Norf Cacalac for Thanxgivinz, and Word Is Bawn, this is just what I needed! My family is so off the chain that they will definitely have you right. My crazy ass uncle that dates Snowflakes exclusively and changes them annually, just in time for Thanksgiving and they get more hideous everytime. Ha!
My crazy ass cuz that says absolutely nothing….ever! until after she eats Thanksgiving dinner and belts out the absolute loudest THANK YOU AUNT BETTY!!! ever! That sh*t puts me and my brothers in tears every time!
I love thanksgiving because it brings out all the nutty ass family you missed all year and my oportunity to get at that good Peach moonshine.
BTW- DP, My momz took me to Ross® which is not far from here! I got the crazy come up on the kicks, B…kinda like AJ Wright and they have several in the A – I caught the Timberland Lug sole moccasins for $29.00 and slew of other sh*t that i’ll be posting on my stale ass blog soon as I get back to the Chi…gotta get on my grizz-One!
To All Members of the DP Fam:
Have a Happy and Safe Turkey Day!
Love, Peace, and Hairgrease
Happy thanksgiving, whatever that is, (an excuse to eat, drink and be merry?)