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During one of my less than illustrious stints in the halls of higher learning I was fortunate enough to be in a class taught by an adjunct professor. Dude was the motherfucking illest white dude evar in the history of evar. He even looked just like that image of the white Jesus. He had a wild hippy beard and this gaunt face that looked like he was about to be crucified and he was down with it like, “Whatever is whatever”.

I say he was the illest because he was down to have real serious discussions of hallucinogenic drugs and their possible benefits, but also the truth about their abuse. He told us that the window would get opened, but also that the window would be shut and depending on which side we were on would determine if we could ever function again. It was crazy shit peoples especially since I was going in hardbody on acid and a lot of other shit back in those days.

One of my favorite lessons from the professor was the significance of the apple throughout humanity. The allegorical power of the fruit is beyond belief and almost beyond humanity itself. When the apple is cut along its equator you will ALWAYS see the pentagram array of seeds.

Since ancient times this has been referred to as the star of knowledge. This is why he have the tradition of the student gifting the teacher with an apple as well as the biblical allegory of the apple inside the garden of Eden. The pentagram man that DaVinci illustrated is inspired from the belief that man was created on the fifth day. There is some powerful shit going on inside of the apple.

It doesn’t stop there though boys and girls it gets more freakier, as it should. When the apple is sliced longitudinally you find the description of the woman.

The professor cut the apple in half in the other direction and I will swear to you that shit looked like the sweetest cunt I ever saw. That is why every time I hear the word cunt my mouth starts to water. How could a cunt NOT taste good. Damn you Eve!

The professor’s lesson for the day was that GOD could create shit so perfect and delicious and life sustaining with both man and woman reflected inside of it. Why do humans think they have any clue what GOD is about when at most they are barely half of the whole picture?

STEVE JOBS had a press release that he was suffering from a hormone imbalance and that was why he had been losing weight. He’s getting some hormone treatments so his shit should be back up[ll] by the spring. Apple’s stock bumped up a few points with this news since there had been rampant speculation concerning JOBS non-appearance for Macworld 2009.

It’s my honest opinion that STEVE JOBS is a hermaphrodyte and he is busy having the mark of the beast removed from his flesh. Everyone thinks that the leviathan of armageddon will be unleashed through IBM. Nahh party peoples, it will come from the apple.

DP Dot Com BONUS BEATS:

YouTube just deleted my video titled ‘Apple Store Computer Love’ where I take a trip into the retail side of Apple Computing. Kindly put an emphasis on the latter syllable of reTAIL.

The classic lives on though thanks to TERRENCE ELENTENY.

Computer Love from Terrence on Vimeo.

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