Fools have lost their mind if they think JESSICA SIMPSON ain’t stil sexy. Sheeeeid, she became more sexy if you ask me. When she was all slim you know how some people would have lost their minds if they saw a guy like me walking down the street with a girl like her? Now that she has a few curves those same people would leave us alone since they are stuck on TAYLOR SWIFT.
Winnnnntime!
Guess what party people? The part that counts is on the inside. I’m not talking about her heart, or her generous spirit. I’m talking about her vagina. You know what kind of business you will be in once JESSICA’s stuff gets moist? You might could drown in that love if you ain’t a good swimmer when you are wearing her thighs like earmuffs. Fools need to stop sleeping on the thick chicks.
She indeed is lookin fine, but what’s good with the mom jeans?
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I’ve seen this pic and read all sorts of comments about it on the internets for the last few days. I can always count of dallaspenn for another angle that the others just didn’t see. Tell them again, wake up.
pancake ass, she definitely needs help shaping and sculpting it……….dunno, she looks a lil frumpted, but I would still ice sculpt it.
I always wonder who looks at a skinny woman with no ass and thinks, “Awwww yeaah.”
@ Amadeo – I’m convinced that dudes who are only in to those super A cup size 0 broads have some latent pedo/homo shit in them because they like chicks that look like prepubescent boys…
I got a list of white femme celebrities that improved as they put a quick 10-20 on. (No Delta Burke/Kirstie Alley) Hell they told fine ass Megan Fox to put on a few pounds for “Transformers 2”
She looks like a normal woman. What she went from a size 4 to a ten? No wonder young girls across America are throwing up in bathrooms.
The real crime here? MOM JEANS.
No one, not even Jessica looks good in mom jeans.
A-to-the-Men holmes. When I saw that new pic, i was like “More cushion for the pushin, and mo’ layers fo the players daaaaawg”. Id motorboat those southern melons like racks were goin out of style (which they never will)
I like a broad who i can take to Mannas’ and wont be shy about gettin up for thirds.
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Yeah them denim patchwork granny pants kill her Rubenesque-lite sexiness.
I think JS is ready to pass on the that boneless, skinless dry white and sink her teeth into some dark meats.
“JS, hit me on Twitter!”
co-sign 40.
US Whites weren’t always into that “tits on a stick”/Lindsay Lohan look. Example Marilyn Monroe circa 1950.
Put Marilyn Monroe in 2009, the no-ass advocating crew at white douche media like Maxim would say “Marilyn is too fat” *smh*
I heard a theory once that fashion industry, eg women & gay dudes, are responsible for convincing US white & asian women for embracing the “tits on a stick” aesthetic. If this is true, than the fashion industry needs to be sued ala the cigarette industry for damages done to society.
Her current boyfriend was heard to say the first time he went down on her, “My god what a big vagina, my god what a big vagina” to which she said, “well you don’t have to say it twice”. “I didn’t,” he responded.
Taylor Swift? She is FUG! her eyes are too damn squinty and shit. ugh.
Damn… I don’t know what she got in the back, but looks like she got frontbutt.