Better Living Through Science…

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The hindu goddess of wealth and prosperity, Lakshmi, has extra limbs. This makes sense to me since from time immemorial people have always needed extra hands and more hours in the day to help them with their agrarian efforts. So when this little girl was born with essentially a headless conjoined twin attached to her body this was seen by the local village as a sign that the goddess Lakshmi was favoring them.

Science however, knew that this birth was more than likely due to the runoff of toxic chemicals that exists throughout the Indian continent’s environment. There were tons of malformed kids born right after the U.S. invasion of Iraq because of all the phosphorus and depleted uranium that was deposited into the ground water system. Shit happens.

Fresh off pushing a man to kill off his family, including two sets of twins, our friends at Kaiser Permanente helped a mother of six deliver octuplets. She is single and unemployed and now has a litter of 14 children. Science gives and then it takes away, and then it gives so much that it hurts. From removing the burden of unmanageable extra limbs to adding the burden of unmanageable extra kids we manifest our God complex through reproductive science.

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8 Responses to “Better Living Through Science…”

  1. Damn DP why you got to do this to me

  2. Che Guerrilla says:

    Speechless.

  3. P-Matik says:

    Dope drop. That mother is about to get exposed too. The media is right on her a**, just waiting to spot her. All I have to say is she better not be black!! lol

  4. Pana says:

    Damn she better not be black!

  5. a-one says:

    where the fuck do you find such things

  6. Gee says:

    Who ever gave that chick a fertility drug when she ahd already cranked out 6 needed their license revoked. A 2 bedroom house and the babies daddy is back off to work in Irak…*sidebar* they are not “ours” but the burden to the social system and welfare to support them will be ours, or at lease every working person with a tax payin ability.

  7. Gee says:

    Did I mention that mother of the year wants 2 mil to be interviewed by Okra or Dianne Sawyer? Total and unadulterated fuckery…

  8. chief racka says:

    Nadya Suleman looks like a long lost Jackson.

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