The Bizarro World Stevie Wonder…

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T-Pain surely wrote the song he is featured on with JAMIE FOXX. He is an evil genius the likes of a ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY. His superpower is to create catchy singles that make your brain fluid drip from your ear canal. His music is banal and devoid of any social value unless dating strippers, bartenders and drinking Nuvo swill are the things you value.

The latest song that will surely be this season’s Spring Break date rape anthem is called ‘Blame It’ and it was placed on JAMIE FOXX’s album ‘Intuition’. This song is as bad for you as freebasing an 8-ball of Dwight Gooden’s white pudding and it is just as addictive.

Peep the lyrics to the song…

Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Patron (‘tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)

Ay, She say she usually don’t
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don’t wanna seem like she easy
I hear you saying what ya won’t do
But you know we probably gon do
What you been fiending deep inside
Don’t lie now

Girl, What ya drinking
Gone let it sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking, we can
See what we can be if we press fast foward
Just one more round
If you’re down, I’m for it
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt-What?
You don’t even care now
I was unaware
How fine you was before my buzz set in
(My buzz set in)

Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron (‘tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Top
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)

Oooh, see?
She spilled some drink on me
And now I’m knowing she’s tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I’m gon do
Baby, I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life
When I get inside

Girl, What ya drinking
Gone let it sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking, we can
See what we can be if we press fast foward
Just one more round
If you’re down, I’m for it
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt-What?
You don’t even care now
I was unaware
How fine you was before my buzz set in
(My buzz set in)

Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Petron (‘tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Top
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol

(T-Pain Verse)

Girl I know you feel good
Just like you look
Couple more shots
You open up like a book
I ain’t tripping
(Cause I’ma read ya)
I ain’t tripping
(I just wanna please ya)
I’mma take a shot of Nuvo
Shawty didn’t you know
It’s going down
And we can go and kick it like judo
You know what I mean
Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream
So I made her say, “Ah, Ah, Ah”
Now she got her hands on my legs
Got my seats all wet in my ride
All over my ride
She look me dead in the eye (eye, eye)
Then my pants got bigger
She already knew what the figure
Had her looking at her boyfriend
Like “Fuck that Nigga”

(T-Pain Chorus)

Blame it on the juice
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Petron
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Top
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol

Now to the Ballers popping bottles
With their Henny in they cups
Screaming “Money ain’t a thing”
And if it ain’t, throw it up
In the sky, Hold your drinks up high
And to the independent Ballers
Who can buy they own bottles
And if you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla
Tell them bye
And throw ya drinks up high
You can…

Blame it on the Goose (goose)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Patron (‘tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Top
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol

This beat reminds me of the equally infectious hit ‘Drop It Like It’s Hot’

15 Responses to “The Bizarro World Stevie Wonder…”

  1. E says:

    every song they play on the radio dosen’t matter what genre it is; is either written or performed by T-Pain or Akon

  2. P.Villa says:

    This song is a monster. I heard it at least 10 times on the ride back home.

  3. 40 says:

    This song has become a guilty pleasure that I don’t wanna make to public.

    NUVO however is douche in a bottle and part of the ever growing list of effeminate masculation championed by nigras and their choice of drink.

  4. the_dallas says:

    But that is my point, T-Pain can craft a song about walking around with a tampon tucked behind your ear and shit will be so infectious you will sing the song, and in the comfort of your own home place a tampon behind your ear.

    I admit to drinking that Nuvo shit and I will even admit to semi-considering stealing it at the business meeting I was in today. Blame it on the motherfucking Goose.

  5. Dart_Adams says:

    I put all 4 part of the Black Like Me blog up. I tried to post links up last night and this morning but I guess your site thought they were spam cuz neither post is up here.

    One.

  6. Smear says:

    http://www.playcloths.com/blog/?p=354#more-354
    ^^^
    Oh, to have Nike puttin joints like this together for you on the strength……..

  7. Smear says:

    sorry, wrong post.
    T-Pain’s music is like some sort of super-aggresive virus resistant to all known medical remedies. It also makes very little fucking sense at all.

  8. Smear says:

    And how did Ron Howard end up in the video?

  9. Mr.Londoner says:

    From hating t-pain to believing he has actual talent..

    i think there’s something wrong with me..

  10. jaislayer says:

    T-Pain is like the Joker in the Dark Knight, he just don’t give a fuck. This ninja can make a song about anything and after hearing it 50 times in one day on your local hiphop/R&B station, you’re hummimg the tune. It’s incredible that he is still around, but he’s got some talent (I hate to admit that). I thought he would have been fell off, but nope he’s still here. Does anyone think we will still here T-Pain songs llike 15 years from now on the radio?

  11. the_dallas says:

    I think we will hear these songs he has already made 15 years from now and still snap our fingers

  12. 1969 says:

    But can T-Pain stop dressing like a circus reject?

  13. king blair says:

    this the date rape anthem of ’09.
    I love this shit when it come on aint nobody in the club on the wall. Even though i dont think this song should be on radio or 106 . When some dumb kid get locked for rape and try to use this song as a defense i can see the shit storm coming. Until then blame it on the goose that got her feeling loose

  14. Gee says:

    W”AIT!!! After I got the Tpain shyt to stop, here came a chorus of drop it….That is too much information…I GOT the IDEA!

  15. Tiffany says:

    I agree Smear. Thank goodness I don’t listen to the radio nor do I watch BET so this tune is unknown to me. Also, I’m in the midwest and it’s a little slow here…..I’m fine with that.

    I don’t know why, but when I see this dude, I get itchy…

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