Epic Fail = Piyush = PU~

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The internets is as unmerciful as politricks are when it comes time to throw the losers under the bus. When the G.O.P. jumped out with PIYUSH JINDAL as their 2012 Bizarro universe Barack they thought that just by putting someone on the frontlines that was from the ‘other’ was enough to describe their commitment to change.

Sadly for them they did as good a job vetting this Hindude as they did with Caribou Barbie SARAH PALIN. With his first, and possibly last shot at the big stage JINDAL flamed out like a bottle rocket with no stick to stabilize it. We used to call those joints “niggerchasers”. The Republican party at the moment is ready to pop off like a room full of bottle rockets with no stems attached and they are definitely chasing a nigger.

PIYUSH JINDAL’s cataclysmic burnout has garnered him a bit of internets celebritydom. The homey Combat Jack has decided to call an instance of epic failure a Piyush (pronounced pee-yoosh). In keeping time with other various internets memes the word Piyush will be contracted down to PU~ for usage on this site. I love the idea and I love just saying the word PU~. Doesn’t that just sound like something being released from someone’s sphincter at the most inopportune moment?

Here’s another great moment in PU~…

5 Responses to “Epic Fail = Piyush = PU~”

  1. LM says:

    I endorse this message.

  2. chief racka says:

    I used it all weekend long.

  3. nerditry says:

    Piyush is the sound one makes after a successfully deploying a painful duke.

  4. VEe says:

    Yeah, his republican rebuttal failed for a number of reasons but I don’t think this dude is down and out. Look at Palin, she’s still considered a viable option for 2012. And there’s also Mitt Romney chilling and waiting in the wings.

    Jindal is another interesting character in the political arena. I give him props for the same reasons I’ll give Obama props. Just because. I wouldn’t count him out completely.
    The excorsism story?? I don’t know.
    The name change, dropping his parents’ religion and embracing Christianity?? I don’t know.
    How will his refusal of $100 stimulus bread with legal provisions work out?? I don’t know.

    But I think he’s going to be in the forefront for a minute. Some people win when they lose. Limbaugh is vocally throwing his support behind Jindal. And I still kind figure out why Limbaugh’s voice is heard in the political arena when he has a background similar to many young, uneducated rappers. Rush really gets paid to talk greasy on the mic while popping his pills.

    Real greasy talk = Real greasy dollars.

  5. Gee says:

    WAIT!!!I am so glad that you wrote on this ’cause my outlaws was calling me paranoid to find that the GOP just happened to find a “almost suitable” BO to do the recap…I say horseshit and Jindal will NOT get the warm wet fuzzies that BO received during the Dem Speech..PLUS he lied about accepting gov funds for Katrina…

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