In Search Of… Asher Roth

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Some of you may think I have lost my mind after you read this drop. In one week I have gone from co-signing Rick Ross to Asher Roth. Clearly, they are two of the most polarizing figures in rap music today.

Everyone hates Rick Ross because he lied about being a correction officer, not because he lied about being a drug dealer.

Everyone hates Asher Roth because he told the truth about having Frat Boy Blues. Was Asher Roth supposed to be a killer, or a street dude?

This summer, Asher Roth will be THAT dude. Why? Because those dudes that still buy CD’s will be copping his shit. Why? Because you can play that shit in your cabriolet while chillin’ by the beach. You can play this shit at a coolout bar-b-cue, or by a poolside, or at a picnic.

I still haven’t found Asher Roth but I heard his new album and I fux with it.

13 Responses to “In Search Of… Asher Roth”

  1. HowfreshEats says:

    Peeped this earlier on Nahright. HYSTERICAL. Those girls are great. DP- stop making fun of the guy already. Co-sign. Co-sign. Co-sign.

    Are we going to make this a trilogy?

  2. the_dallas says:

    I think the trilogy has already been written

  3. Boing Dynasty says:

    A, i was listening to that robot3000 shit.

  4. Joey says:

    One of my favorite videos in a long time. Word.

  5. Combat Jack says:

    Keep banging ’em my dude.

  6. VEe says:

    I just finished watching this on another site! you killed it. Hilarious. I fux with Asher Roth shit.

  7. Gee says:

    That was funny as hell! CO-SIGN!

  8. Robbie says:

    Future Album Titles For Dude:

    ‘White On, Brother’

    ‘Can You Spare A Cracker?’

    ‘Bread ‘N Butta’

    ‘The Ginger Bread Man’

    ‘B.M.O.C. 2’

  9. Tony says:

    Holyshit. How did I miss this? NICE WORK!!!

  10. fats says:

    jay electronica >>>>>>> asher roth or will roush

  11. Fosterakahunter says:

    I f*çks with you, Dallas (no homo), but I think you are wildin’ when it comes to this kid. Back in the 80s, when the Beastie Boys came out, it wasn’t too much of a stretch to get on board with what they were doing, then 3rd Bass, Everlast, so on and so forth, etc. Those dudes were dope, whiteness notwithstanding. This Asher Roth kid, though, please! He should go sit down with Kid Cudi and the rest of these soft stylin’-ass herbs. No sir.
    ps In the unrelated, your piece on Goliath made me want to venture from Chicago and check this joint out.

  12. the_dallas says:

    I think everyone is so hung up on this dude’s skin color they will miss the whole point. Stop acting like a white rapper is anything different from anyone else holding the microphone and telling their story. Fresh Prince didn’t rhyme about the hard knock life and this dude grew up in Philly for crissakes.

    And don’t diss my nigga Kid Cudi.

  13. Fosterakahunter says:

    Not to keep going over this, but, I f*çks wit Philly. In me and former radio co-host’s opinion, the city never turned out a sh@t rapper. Maybe some cats you might not have been feelin’ over the course of an entire LP, but ALL technically on-point. And the Fresh Prince was an animal on the mic, lack of crime rhymes notwithstanding. Asher Roth is NOT from Philly. That’s like comparing what Kid Cudi (Cleveland) does, to what the cats from Columbus (Camu Tao (RIP), etc. ,do your homework) do. Soft emo raps don’t stay winning, like yourself.

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