KING TEE took me to a kick azz dollar dumpling spot in Chinatown. Six(6) steamed shrimp and chives dumplings for a dollar. Holler!
I love Chinese food and whenever I eat some it makes me wonder why I don’t have a Chinese girlfriend to cook it for me. There was a time when you could travel to the East and return with a gaggle of young female consorts because the orphanages are packed with girls. If a family didn’t have the money to bring their child to an orphanage, they would just bury her in the rice fields. I imagine that the rice fields are filled with the bones of little girls.
I bet that is why JOHN LENNON got with YOKO ONO – because of her shrimp and chive dumplings. WOODY ALLEN looks like he has a dumpling fetish too, and I will lay odds that WOODY lets SOON-YI sneak him a pork pancake every now and then.
Ok, you know I’mma correct you on this…Yoko Ono is NOT chinese and neither is Soon Yi…Japanese and Korean (respectively). I’m 1/2 chinese and if it wasn’t YOU, I’d probably be offended that you’re tryin to say Yoko and Soon Yi belong to US! Two fools if u ask me!
Those dumplings aren’t even hard to make…my family’s personal favorite are my egg rolls and fried rice. Hey…when you come to Cali, I’ll hook u up!
Oh yeah…Geishas are japanese…
Editor’s apology: I regret that I didn’t complete the proper due diligence before letting BILLY SUNDAY’s post drop. Please accept my apology.
BTW,
lucky for us that you are here in the States because the fact that you are half-chinese AND a woman means that your azz would be up for adoption on the mainland.