NBA GULLY TIGHT PANTS ALL-STAR MVP

dennis the menace

A super KHOFI ANNAN MARGE THATCHER NO HOMO should be said when you finish this post…

DENNIS RODMAN was one of the games most underrated superstars because of his problematic off-court antics, like the time he fell asleep with a shotgun in his mouth. The league realized that he was a huge talent as well as a powder keg so they decided not to market DENNIS as a bonafide star. In the end I think that just increased his outlaw legend. DENNIS is one of those beautiful interstate carwrecks that you can’t take your eyes off of because you think you might miss a glimpse of a decapitated motorist.

I can’t say anything bad about the dude only because he likes to wear women’s draws. Who among us hasn’t coveted feeling silky soft lace along our nether regions?!? Not to mention the fact that DENNIS has smashed major white poonahnee. MADONNA (when she still had that last window of hotness), CARMEN ELECTRA (spanish broads stay hot well into their sixties) and CINDY CRAWFORD (during her slutty NBA dick sampling phase).

white meat
I can’t cosign this outfit below but please peep the high powered assault rifles hanging on the wall in the background. You best believe I would be laughing at his azz, but only AFTER I was safely out of that room.

extra BYRON CRAWFORD nullus

2 Responses to “NBA GULLY TIGHT PANTS ALL-STAR MVP”

  1. Miss Ahmad says:

    the real problem with Dennis is that he’s too ugly to be a lady boy, and too tacky to be a real homo! he’s in no man’s land, riding washed up white girls ’till he dies now!

  2. Will says:

    Carmen Electra isn’t exactly “Spanish”. Def. a ho, though.

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