So we all know that I fux with the Mountain Dew blue (Voltage) totally. I’m sure I’ll be dead from heart disease on my own before I have to deal with any adverse effects of a HFCS sweetened aqua-marine colored cola. If you haven’t tried MTN DEW blue you seriously have no idea what you are missing. What? You planning on living forever? Fuck that shit. I’m living today.
After several impassioned YouTube clips and a little politicking from HowFresh to the folks that market Mountain Dew I was given an invite to taste the newest MTN DEW at some funky obama with free food. I wasn’t sure how the set up would work out so I put a call in to my young homey from the TWitter – RLFNOWHERE. I asked fam to come through the event and hold the handycam for me while I talked that DP ish.
I owe HowFresh an apology because I didn’t think he was gonna push for me to get a word in with the whole PepsiCo. braintrust, but How is ultimately a man of his word. I’m not sure if I impressed on the marketers how serious I felt about their product or maybe I came across a little too fanatical. What can I say? My fanboy engine gets turned on and the next thing you know I am jumping through plate glass windows. Thank goodness there was no plate glass at this spot.
Mountain Dew rented out the swanky new Brooklyn Bowl in Williamsburg for the event. My biggest regret was not going in on the food hardbody. There were some crabcake appetizers that were for the win. I did get busy on the drinks though(naturally – natch) and I did beat HowFresh on the lanes so at least the Mets pwned the Yankees in that arena. The marketers sent us to this area where a MTN DEW technician taught us the how to make our own special Dew using their secret ingredients.
At the end of the day however the new diet Mountain Dew needs a shape up. First, the people at Pepsi need to kill the word ‘diet’ on their product. That shit is gheyer than a bag of dildos in RuPaul’s apartment. Whenever I see someone drinking a ‘diet’ soda I think that person would rather have a Tab or a penis in their mouth. My bad to anyone that like diet sodas. In my opinion the fact that this product is zero calories is enough of an attraction. What idiot doesn’t understand that zero cals means no sugar?
The marketers should have called this product MD UV ZC. That’s DP’s urban shorthand for Moutian Dew UltraViolet Zero Calories. How hot would that be? I still get the energy (read: caffeine) of a regular MTN DEW product but now their isn’t any sugar to push my blood insulin count out the roof. Sounds like a win for the kid if you ask me. The Mountain Dew UltraViolet flavor is being released with a limited run starting this week so if you see a bottle pick one up and try it out. If you don’t like it I will mail you a refund.
No, really.
The clip above was taken when the MTN DEW camera got at me.
Here’s the clip we made without the bigtime flashing lights…
DP, you know you’re my dude [||], but diet, glow-in-the-dark beverages? I don’t know. I’ll try it, only because I trust your judgment (no Asher Roth), but believe me, I’ll be looking for my refund if I’m not satisfied [||].
Grand$,
I appreciate that leap of faith after the Asher Roth debacle.
Donkey Punch is such a Mountain Dew Stan, lol.
I’mma keep an eye out for that shit and see what the hype is about.
I better not get hooked on this shit either.
I got the blue mountain dew shit, drank a can, then read the ingredients and decided to google. turns out one of em can potentially fuck with oral contraceptives. Mountain Dew = upping the population? I highly doubt that’s really the case but I fell back on it anyways. So recently I decided to start drinking that shit again. I mean I bought it, right? Looked at the back of a can? 170 calories. Add those to my daily intake of hennessy and coke (I gotta switch that to diet) and all the Dominican food I ate when I spent that last stint in NY and the ambassador has a problem.
So fuck that, I’m drinkin diet soda. And for the record, keep an eye out for Diet Sierra Mist Ruby Splash or whatever the fuck it’s full name is. That shit is like a remixed diet Fresca. Peace to my girl Kyra for introducing me to Vodka x Fresca. Fressshhhh
/soda rant
Your G is way too futuristic for the Dew-racracy. Beyond out of your bird and beyond hysterical.
I don’t ususally drink Diet Mountain Dew, but a friend gave me a taste of her Diet mountain Dew Ultra Violiet and WOW WOW WOW I just can’t say enough about how GREAT THIS DRINK IS. I have been a die hard diet pepsi fan for years. However; I am sold and I hope that this will start coming out in 2liters soon VERY SOON if it hasn’t already! I have only been able to find it in one store here in Tucson Az in the 20fl oz bottles, but I just can’t justify buying these little bottles all the time due to the finaces of my life. However; I would turn gladly into a die hard mountain dew ULTRA VIOLET if I can get it 2 liters. This stuff is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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