JIG WORDS

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I also have to shout out the websites very own ‘Bama-centric supporter Greezy Sheezie.

JIG WORDS is a new feature where I help some of our readers become more familiar with the terminology used by WILLIAM SUNDAY and some of the younger writers like The INTERN, and CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE.

When browsing a website that seems to relate to mostly inner-city issues most people don’t ask questions when they see a word that they are unfamiliar with because they may not want to appear un-hip to the blogosphere. This is how I hope that JIG WORDS will help bring us closer. If I can demystify some of the popular colloquial terms it may foster greater usage of these words and a common language for all of us. Please feel free to submit your own words as well.

CRACK – What was once the by-product of cocaine powder, baking soda and water that shredded the fabric of urban families is now used to describe things that are pleasurable and noteworthy.
usage: TONY’SKANSASCITY.COM is the crack of the internets.

NEGRO – any person that can claim at least 51% of African American parentage.

TRAGIC MULATTO – less than 50% African American parentage + not less than 25% Caucasian derivative (see MARIAH CAREY)

GULLY – the act by which someone or something resembles the wanton, fearless desperation of a seagull.
usage: That was gully how you stole that sammich from the 7-11.

MANE – The addition of a final ‘E’ to the word man has taken the common term for a male from ashy to classy

PRAH’LEE – When something has a more than possible chance to occur this term should be given.

SNOWMAN – A fictitious character that claims to have liquid assets from the possession and distribution of narcotics. In all likelihood prah’lee a high school dropout and a dead-beat dad.

FIREMAN – From YOUNG JEEZY to LIL’ WEEZIE it appears to be the double-entendre slang word sprint to Chapter 11.

CHAMPIZZLE – When its all said and done, Cristal and Champale will find themselves in the same place.

10 Responses to “JIG WORDS”

  1. SHANNON says:

    Uhm, DP–Greezy Sheezie? (giggle)

  2. LMAO …I think I only use two words on that whole list…crack and negro…they kinda go hand-in-hand.

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  3. David says:

    haha these are funny. My favorite is the definition of mane

  4. eskay says:

    GULLY – the act by which someone or something resembles the wanton, fearless desperation of a seagull.

    ^ That sir, is Crack.

  5. ebony says:

    The only one I don’t agree with is Negro…..I don’t even like that work but I mean if someone can claim at least 50% lol I dunno how they would calculate 51% black then….they can claim black….kinda lol.

  6. nomad says:

    >>NEGRO – any person that can claim at least 51% of African American parentage.

    Does that mean that blacks outside of the US who can claim 51% African heritage are not negroes?

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