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I also have to shout out the websites very own ‘Bama-centric supporter Greezy Sheezie.
JIG WORDS is a new feature where I help some of our readers become more familiar with the terminology used by WILLIAM SUNDAY and some of the younger writers like The INTERN, and CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE.
When browsing a website that seems to relate to mostly inner-city issues most people don’t ask questions when they see a word that they are unfamiliar with because they may not want to appear un-hip to the blogosphere. This is how I hope that JIG WORDS will help bring us closer. If I can demystify some of the popular colloquial terms it may foster greater usage of these words and a common language for all of us. Please feel free to submit your own words as well.
CRACK – What was once the by-product of cocaine powder, baking soda and water that shredded the fabric of urban families is now used to describe things that are pleasurable and noteworthy.
usage: TONY’SKANSASCITY.COM is the crack of the internets.
NEGRO – any person that can claim at least 51% of African American parentage.
TRAGIC MULATTO – less than 50% African American parentage + not less than 25% Caucasian derivative (see MARIAH CAREY)
GULLY – the act by which someone or something resembles the wanton, fearless desperation of a seagull.
usage: That was gully how you stole that sammich from the 7-11.
MANE – The addition of a final ‘E’ to the word man has taken the common term for a male from ashy to classy
PRAH’LEE – When something has a more than possible chance to occur this term should be given.
SNOWMAN – A fictitious character that claims to have liquid assets from the possession and distribution of narcotics. In all likelihood prah’lee a high school dropout and a dead-beat dad.
FIREMAN – From YOUNG JEEZY to LIL’ WEEZIE it appears to be the double-entendre slang word sprint to Chapter 11.
CHAMPIZZLE – When its all said and done, Cristal and Champale will find themselves in the same place.
Uhm, DP–Greezy Sheezie? (giggle)
LMAO …I think I only use two words on that whole list…crack and negro…they kinda go hand-in-hand.
TYVM you’ve solved all my proelbms
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Thanks for taking the time to debate this, I really feel strongly about it and love learning extra on this topic. If possible, as you achieve experience, would you mind updating your blog with extra information? This can be very helpful for me.
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haha these are funny. My favorite is the definition of mane
GULLY – the act by which someone or something resembles the wanton, fearless desperation of a seagull.
^ That sir, is Crack.
The only one I don’t agree with is Negro…..I don’t even like that work but I mean if someone can claim at least 50% lol I dunno how they would calculate 51% black then….they can claim black….kinda lol.
>>NEGRO – any person that can claim at least 51% of African American parentage.
Does that mean that blacks outside of the US who can claim 51% African heritage are not negroes?