The Chinese Ain’t Having It…

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If BERNIE MADOFF had been Chinese they would have taken off his head along with his wife, sons, brother and niece. The Chinese don’t play that funny money shit. On second thought this news scares me since we are in wild debt to China.

I am a little surprised that Madoff didn’t get the same treatment over here. The religion of money acquisition is what gets most of us up in the morning. It tells us how much value we have as people and how much influence we have over others. So I was frankly surprised that people didn’t try to kill Madoff or his sons for ruining the fantasy.

Does anyone honestly believe that the sons didn’t learn how to work the middle some years ago? The whole camp was spending paper like there was no tomorrow. Buying shit like houses in Greenwich, CT and yachts and shit. Who needs a fuxing yacht anyhoo? If the Chinese and merc’king their own Wall Street embezzlers for what amounts to a handful of million what do you think they would do to someone for tens of billions?

11 Responses to “The Chinese Ain’t Having It…”

  1. BIGNAT says:

    i am sure when doing shady shit like they have they have done favors. when you have money like that and doing crooked shit i am sure some people they know who could help them down the line was getting they cut. plus the still wanna know where the rest of the money is can’t hang his ass out to dry until you get most of that paper. guy at my job who is chinese told me they either hang you or shoot you. if it shown you are guilty of a crime they think you should be put to death for. then they send your fam a bill for the rope or a bill for the bullet if they shot you how real is that. our justice system is soft. start chopping off hands for theives and legs for child molestors then we see some of these fools slowing up. when you going lose more than time it migth make you think more. like us who got beating when we where younger that made you think twice when you were about to do some dumb shit.

  2. SIC Beats says:

    Yeah the Chinese dont play, check this out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unpQPu7TXls

    I read somewhere that the Chinese have the highest execution rate in the world. And also turns out that because of this, people go to China to get body parts for terminally ill patients. But that’s another story.

  3. 6 100 says:

    The Chinese are our masters as long as we have a debt and they save, on average, over 30% of their personal income.

    Get used to it and learn Mandarin.

  4. Tony Grands says:

    Maybe if America were a little quicker to lop off some body parts, some of our biggest problems would be non-existent.

  5. E-R@wK says:

    Hey…DP, can you do a piece on the Cap & Trade thing going around…Thanks

  6. BIGNAT says:

    6 100 Says:

    December 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am
    The Chinese are our masters as long as we have a debt and they save, on average, over 30% of their personal income.

    Get used to it and learn Mandarin.

    the chinese family unit stays closer together that way the can save more of the money.

  7. Johnny Sagan says:

    Maybe if America were a little quicker to lop off some body parts, some of our biggest problems would be non-existent.

    ^^^^^^^
    Sorry, no!

    I guarantee it: they have all the same problems we do, just on an even grander scale, ’cause they’re a lot like us, except in China the Confederacy won the Civil War and Oliver Cromwell never got his head chopped off.

  8. Johnny Sagan says:

    Hahaha, actually I don’t ENTIRELY know what I’m talking about, but I hate punishment!

  9. Lion XL says:

    They also aren’t urged to to keep up with the guy next door. They eat at home mostly, wear their clothes until the cant wear them anymore, and most importantly….they maintain their economic position by putting family needs first and extra bling ans bullshit last.

    But, they are still primarily a socialist economy , which isnt to say that its necessarily a bad thing but it would never work over here. The mere talk of a government health care sends people screaming socialism….

  10. Grand Master says:

    yea that’s how my kinfolk do… the second summer i was living in beijing, i remember there was a huge scandal about tainted baby milk and other products. fast forward to the end of the summer: i heard from a friend that the bureau chief in charge of quality control had been executed the day before.

    *dead*

    *literally*

  11. the_dallas says:

    Here in America we need to call that shit “KenLay’d” when you get merc’ked due to corporate malfeasance.

    Instead of waylaid your wig got kenlay’d

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