Remember when we used to literally talk shit here @ DP.com?
True story is that I went to the grand opening of the Arby’s restaurant in the former Gage & Tollner space in downtown Brooklyn. Nevermind that installing ANY fastfood restaurant in that space is a violation to the interior of the building, eating Arby’s cheese fries is a violation to your body’s interior space.
I loved every bite of it. But the aftermath got dicey, or should I say… Deucey?
For what all the numbers higher than #2 represent you have to consult with the homey BLAX HEDRUM…
Peefarts are part of my daily routine. Skidmarks? Not so much thank god.
That duece has got to be photo shopped.
or the pic was taken at a gay club restroom. No George Micheal
never ate a booger? you dont know what youre missin. boogers are delicious. come to my super bowl party, im makin bacon wrapped boogers!
DP congradulations on giving healthy birth to that child. Your own little ralph munster jr. to call your own. oh and btw that fart @ 5:08 was hardbody, 4realz
ps what # is the spray fart ???
shit looks like a butterfly – WOW lol
1.99 is not a sale price *dead*
If I may….
#5 blood in stool. Alcoholics may know ’bout that. Commonly referred to as “the Oh shit, take me to the hospital!”.
#5.5 the all-liquid deuce. Again, booze hounds club. Also known as “the sloosh” & “the cheek wetter”.
I can say, with all honesty, that this is the first time I’ve seen such vibrant, healthy feces on the ‘Net, without doing a poorly worded search.
I wonder what the guy who watched you take that picture was thinking to himself.
#4 aka the yay drip…
The Exhibit DP.
When you take flicks of your butt babies to show all your friends.
Where does the “Shart” rank?
PS – the “peefart” is officially in my lexicon. I’ve had a few of those waiting online for the pisser hopped up on free beer.
Lemme talk about .02 which is the butt dust. That remnant from the last person that used the turlet but didn’t check on the flush quality.
Turlet……roffle mayo.
LMAO at nerditry
Dead at “1.99 is not a sales price”
dp joell ortiz told you them white rimmed glasses is not hip hop hahahhaha. also how do you rate the cable dump? it is musch more that just a number 2