FOOLISH MORTALS…

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I got a text message from fellow IC Rafi Kam telling me to switch up my steez on the IC TWitter page. My TWits about booger sculpting and duelzes are good and amusing, but if we are going to take the Internets Celebrities to a larger audience then we are gonna have to feed the associated IC info portals with content that brings people in (read: corporate). He’s right too. Maybe if we’re lucky we can get a deal from a community based corporation like McDonald’s. If the Dollar Van Demos people figured it out by being on their grind and in the right place at the right time I think we can definitely do something similar.

The point I took from his text message was to use the filter that acknowledges the sensibilities of the other people I am in bed with [ll]. I have the same problem sometimes when I am fuxing with the fools. It only takes someone’s crooked eyes to set shit off, but if I used my connections to get something done for the collective I don’t want someone making a decision that fux up my chances of being successful. The dance isn’t difficult either for me. And in truth, I want this shit so bad from the bottom of heart. I’ve been heartbroken before too, so that is why I may act like I don’t care.

I’ve been wild frustrated at not being able to come here and talk to you like we have previously. This place is my sanity in a world that doesn’t really understand me nor does it care. Everybody’s got their own problems to deal with. This site makes me feel special [ll]. Like I’m not too crazy, or too perverted, or too disrespectful. But that is this site and the Internets Celebrities is bigger than only DPdotcom. Sure, it’s another place where I exist, but I live there with other people. For the month of February I’m living on the IC TWitter page. So sign up already if you haven’t.

I promise to keep my filter on so I’m not so foolish.

VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS
Before ‘Saur locked horns with Freddie Foxx he gave internets princess TeLisaD some flipcam footage. lollersk8s!

20 Responses to “FOOLISH MORTALS…”

  1. Tony Grands says:

    When BBCult found out that I was fuxing with CJ, n’omo, he sent me an email, & ever so politely advised that I step my blog(spot) game up, not really in content but make it more of an experience, because eyes will be peeping, as you already know, DP. Good looking for your dude on that end, too, in case I never kite’d you with a “thanks”. So, I understand how you feel. It’s like having to take the kids to school. I’d rather have my hellion with my, by my rules all day. But, it’s all for a good cause. Once that goal is achieved, then we call the shots!

    & there’s no age limit on the duelz talk. As older men, the convo’s should get more interesting, lol. Prune juice>>>

  2. DirtyJerz says:

    Word Is Bawn! I fux w/Dollar Van Demos and when I saw that commercial, and I immediately thought theres absolutely NO reason why the IC’s and DP.com shouldn’t be seriously making moves. Dallas you are in the right circle of people to really get this thing crackin. The weird humor, sneaker fandom, and my love for comics is what brought me here, but when my girl and her moms laughed from the gut at the Bronx Breaks Bread and the Ghetto Big Mack videos, that some universally funny sh*t, cuz her moms is a Church Lady!Ha!

  3. DirtyJerz says:

    That photo up top looks like a comic book cover! Jerz. Out.

  4. We grabbed in beer with Rafi last summer and he presciently said that if we kept up the efforts, something will going to come through. You got great original ideas and we should certainly collaborate to grab everybody’s attention. Respect!

  5. Jtm says:

    Anybody else notice Q from Juice, top left?

  6. Like who doesn’t know to NOT fuxx with Freddie Foxxx?

    Answer, Grimace up above…

    But word is bond, I know that heartbreak from being so passionate about a vision, and dealing with others who don’t see the vision so it falls on deaf ears, only to see someone else raise the very foundation I was trying to do. But you got a team dP, that is doing the damn thing. Y’all have a lawyer in the mix, and a wisdom. Y’all are in the perfect position (II) to make things happen. I will tell you to keep grinding, your labor is NOT going unnoticed.

    PEACE

  7. BIGNAT says:

    homie should have been bobbing and weaving shittttttt. folks can’t go out and just be civil no more
    yo dp i think after a couple setbacks. you may feel like you are taking the road less traveled. the journey it slef might be longer but it still gets you to the top. don’t falter stand tall and walk down your path book of eli style.
    if you have not seen book of eli check it out good movie

  8. DirtyJerz says:

    …medical condishanes!!….you might see me with my hoody….straight son, man is ‘saur, son!

    *dead*

    this is that dude that if ask him to rhyme, he just come with some sh*t so crazy, you sorry you even asked.

  9. Symphony says:

    Dudes timbs look like they lost a fight too

  10. getthesenets says:

    you know who/what freddie foxx is?

    he’s that special pen that merchants run across 20 and higher bills to see whether they’re counterfeit or not.

  11. getthesenets says:

    http://vimeo.com/9268576

    vimeo clip of the aftermath of the altercation with a play by play recount….

    mad funny….

    in the picture uptop….Freddie looks like he’s about to hit ol boy with Mjolnir

  12. getthesenets says:

    did somebody call the ambu-lamps for this stuck in the 80s decept dude?

  13. the_dallas says:

    Get,
    Watch ya’ mouf lil’ nigga unless you get hardbody in real life and I don’t think you do. Otherwise you just add’n to the number of keyboard fags and that is a subtraction in my eyes.

  14. getthesenets says:

    i can legally carry in NJ….let’s leave it at that.

  15. the_dallas says:

    See that’s my point.

    Legal carrying is not hardbody. Calling on your legality is a cousin to snitching.

    All I’m saying is that if you don’t pop shit in real life don’t do it on the web. I mean, do you playboy, but keyboard thuggery is corn crunch status in my eyes.

  16. 6 100 says:

    DP. Why don’t you make a documentaryon the D-ceps? They show shit like that every week on the History Channel. . . .

    I think it’s called Gangland or some shit. Everytime they cut away to some shit you hear a grown man screaming like he’s getting raped.

  17. getthesenets says:

    Dals,

    by all accounts….your man was there throwing a monkey wrench in the program.

    a Music showcase….and dude is there RUINING it…..

    Next time you set up something, pay for the venue,etc and somebody is being disrespectful to the patrons,performers and promoters….maybe you’ll see things through a non purple colored lens.

    Dude was WRONG…..and somebody in his circle should have called him on it or checked him.

    these are the dudes that mess up money making opportunities for a LOT of people….and you know what I’m talking about.99% of people would come out to enjoy themselves and one dude would start the stupid N playoffs..

    the music game is almost non existent, as is….

    Now, you’re right about me speaking on this dude..from the interwebs….so I’ll fall back from
    speaking directly about him.

    and I’m far from hardbody…..too many jails filled with dudes like that….and counting.

  18. the_dallas says:

    Get,
    You ARE SPOT ON with your comments and don’t get me twisted I was EXTREMELY disappointed that ‘Saur put himself in that position.

    Total agreement is that he was wrecking the buffet.

    Total agreement is that someone should have pulled his coat (Polo?)

    One of the reasons I have been reluctant to publish many stories about my brothers is that the details are more gory than glory and I don’t want anyone who reads that to think I endorse it.

    I want to show that I’ve grown as a man from being a reckless teenager and that I understand my place and rank within my community. The lessons I can say that I personally learned from the brother I call Megatron are so deep, and fulfilling. His legacy is much greater than a foolish mortal drunk on memories.

    Still and all. I will reserve my power for calling ‘Saur’s behavior into question and mine alone (save for any other brothers that come to this site). That is some in-house shit that we will address and I will reproach anyone else who talks sideways.

  19. getthesenets says:

    I respect it.

    This is why , even though we’re gonna disagree on things, why I continue to fux with this site…..

  20. Riddlah51 says:

    Liquid Swords cover.

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