FUX YO’ ROBOT!

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We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

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The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

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And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!

18 Responses to “FUX YO’ ROBOT!”

  1. gstatty says:

    i lol’d pretty damn hard on this one, beyonce looks like she has 16 inch golden pubes too wtf? shes borg like 7 of 9

  2. Amadeo says:

    Now I have to kick my training regimen up a notch…including taking down the names of anyone who does “the Robot” on the dance floor.

  3. Russ the Bus says:

    WHAAAAAAAAT!!!

    dinosaurs fucking robots>rihanna fucking robots.
    but not by much.

  4. I think I need to start smoking weed again…

  5. Polotron says:

    Purple + Robots….FTW!

    Who comes up w/ these stageshows? I guess it’s not “next” w/out some supertechspaceyrobotics.

    SMH @ roboskeet.

  6. $yk! says:

    WTF?!!

    Chris done slapped her brain loose. Now she’s getting WD40 nutted in her face.SMDH

  7. “Roboskeet: A Space Porn-odyessy.’

  8. fredMS says:

    these robots are getting more play than ur boy

  9. ^^Starring Rihanna, Johnny 5, The Terminator, & Vicki (from Small Wonder).

  10. BIGNAT says:

    this shit is crazy if they were not skeeting on her it would be funny. the fact that they are that shit just seems creepy. beyonce look like she already has made the change she has upgraded mwhahaha

  11. Beyonce reminds me from that picture for that back in the days joint “Metropolis”. Those metallic breasts are NOT what’s up.

    Bey would give you a handjob, & a nigga would need a tetnis shot.

  12. Mark Dub says:

    And yet, I’m a little turned on by RihRih catching the roboskeet. I knew she was freaky, but at what level does her depravity end? I, for one, would like to explore those boundaries…

  13. ^^”So, uh, Ri…you see that car battery? Yeah, can you hand me those jumper cables? Thanks, girl. Take your shirt off, I wanna show you a lil sumn…”

  14. 911 says:

    I’m confused…

    And I think that’s the point.

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