The Taliban’s Plan For Afghanistan

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^Peep the Talibeezy dude rocking the Space Jam Jordans. Dressed to kill you might say.

The Clone Wars series has been a revealing look into the occupational planning of regimes that seek to “save” sovereign governments and remove the destructive elements from within those nations. It’s impossible for the occupiers to separate the good guys from the bad since they are unfamiliar with the lands they are stationed in. Ultimately, even the people that could have benefited from the occupying forces become a resistance force because their culture becomes torn asunder from outsiders.

The escalating Afghansitan War is just like the planet Mandalore that the Galactic Republic wants to put under its thumb. Galactic forces are moving to occupy Mandalore and that threatens to end the generation of peace that the once perpetual warring star system is now living under. The Galactic Chancellor secretly wants this outcome because he wants the Mandalorians to be anti-Republic since that would also make them anti-Jedi. Life always imitates art when you aren’t paying super close attention.

The objective of the United States in Afghanistan still isn’t completely clear to me. The nebulous notion of ridding the region of Taliban forces in laughable. The Taliban is everywhere, and still no where. Afghanistan doesn’t represent a strategic staging point to the middle east in my eyes, but what do I know. I dropped out of an NYC high school. That’s like saying that I failed gym class (and I did). If you look at the Persian Gulf War, the Iraq War and the Afghanistan War the U.S. has a decade plus of fighting in the desert.

And why are my gas prices still going up?

7 Responses to “The Taliban’s Plan For Afghanistan”

  1. Saratoga N. Blake says:

    Afghanistan or Obamastan?

    Also, where all the proud asswipes who went to Barack’s inauguration now, or is an undeclared war on Afghanistan okay when a half black and corrupt corporate Democrat hides the bodies? I am presuming splattered Afghans themselves don’t even get body bags to hide.

    http://www.counterpunch.org/lindorff03152010.html

    But hey, if I’m poor, and don’t have health insurance, the corporate Democrats are going to, uh… FORCE me to buy it? Using what for money, my huge cock?

    Real talk: I wonder how much Obama knew about the history of Afghanistan and Iraq before taking over this fuckery. Not much, I bet– and not much that begins with the letters CIA either.

  2. $yk says:

    If Russia couldn’t win in Afgan land I don’t see how the US thought they could.

    Oh wait I forgot we helped the Afgans with that one.

    LOL @ the J’s. I’m more interested in the handy palm rocket launcher…

  3. nerditry says:

    @Saratoga: Sweet tin foil hat, does that shit get HD?

  4. F says:

    @ Saratoga: you fail extra hard at reality.

  5. Saratoga N. Blake says:

    Nice quip, Fuckhead. How about laying some history on us then? Same goes for the Nerd over there in the corner. I’ll even grant you a good bit of this is still classified, but considering how heavy you are into the books, it shouldn’t be difficult to qualify any of your more speculative claims. I’m talking Obamastan now, not the corporate health care “reform” scam that amazingly has no single payer option (big surprise).

    I’ll check in later and see how I’ve been schooled; now, however, I’m gonna hit Coney Island Avenue for some killer Afghan, both the lamb and the framed photos of Mujahideen fighters on the wall.

    Bonus Round! Tell us ignorant folk about CIA history in Iran, 1953 to present; that’s an easy one but it might help build your confidence.

  6. RTHSTN says:

    Dressed to kill…. SMH…You are a fool for that one DP.

  7. the_dallas says:

    I liked the CIA article I came up on the other day that says the spooks sprayed the NYC subways with LSD back in the 1950s. I’ll link that article when I get back to the lab.

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