Fishsticks! [ll]

salmon

If you knew how fucked the fuck up farm raised salmon was from the gate you would only eat pork. Per volume it is filled with the most anti-biotics of any meat. Put it to you this way… Farm raised salmon is bad for you. Period.

So when this biotech company, AquAdvantage, is pushing a salmon that has been genetically modified to remove all the bad shit that comes from raising these fish in the filthy water conditions of fisheries I think we should all embrace the future.

Besides, they have prA’li been pushing genetically altered salmon on us for the last decade since they invented the process. Think about all the shit you already eat that has been made different from science. Seedless watermelons are modified. How the hell can a watermelon NOT have seeds. That’s like a person not having sperm or ovaries.

What I’m trying to tell you is that the Food and Drug Administration’s approval of this funky fish is a forgone conclusion considering all the contaminated Gulf seafood we can’t bring to the table.

Soylent Green however is people.

5 Responses to “Fishsticks! [ll]”

  1. hl says:

    Awww man. Now I have to start checking whether or not my salmon is farm raised?

  2. rafi says:

    yup and the wild salmon is pricier of course. but you can find good deals on it at trader joe sometimes…

    i get a 6 pack of this canned wild salmon and veggies stuff sent my way every month.

    http://www.amazon.com/Dalfour-Gourmet-Alaskan-Salmon-6-2-Ounce/dp/B0016COPU2

    works out to right around 2 bucks a can if you subscribe. and it tastes pretty good.

    this might be less appealing if you don’t have a friend who has gifted you with amazon prime (free shipping).

  3. dsicle says:

    And I, for one, welcome our new AquaBounty overlords.

  4. TC says:

    WE EAT FISH…tossed salads and make rap ballads

  5. BIGNAT says:

    fuck salmon i only eat albacore tuna

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