No PAT ROBERTSON to the rest of this post, but who wants to start the ‘O.J. Assassination Date Pool’?
Not that I think he deserves to die for his wife and her fag pool boy’s murders, but wouldn’t O.J.’s death make white happy again? It’d be like Christmas day with a present from JOHN WAYNE, BOB HOPE and J.EDGAR HOOVER under a burning cross tree. Lovely.
What most people realize is that O.J. lived the life of a princely, privileged Black man. He even thought he was white himself(that’s why I don’t care if his wig gets peeled). He had it made in the shade, and even though he was a shitbag to people and even an abusive husband he wasn’t one of the dudes that merc’d those two white that Sunday evening. Peep the exclusive DP dot com scenario straight from a notebook in a San Quentin prison…
O.J. SIMPSON was a trick ass lame. He knew that his wife’s yayo money was due and he was fronting on making the payment. That’s prah’lee why that cokehead bitch had that fag playing her so close. She thought that homo could stop the bum rush. That’s what he gets for not having enough actual talent, but in Hollywood, holding peoples’ bags is considered a talent. O.J. thought he knew the day that the goons were coming and he planned on taking his ass to Chi-Town to fall back with his folks. That would make him look like a good guy who happened to be visiting his parents when his estranged drug addict wife was killed. He thought they’d strangle her or something polite. After he found out how grisly the scene was he had a little bit of a shit fit. He wondered if these dudes would lean on him for the tab.
Thank goodness for good ol’ JOHNNIE COCHRAN. He smacked the shit out of O.J. in prison and told him to shut his fucking pie hole. If he could keep from being a pussy and dry snitching on the coke dealers JOHNNIE would be able to get his ass off the hook. And what a masterful job JOHNNIE did by displaying the ultimate truth which is that O.J. SIMPSON wasn’t one of the killers. O.J. SIMPSON knew that his wife was about to die, but he wasn’t one of the dudes that ripped through her and the fag pool boy’s throats.
Still and all I predict that some regular white that is pissed off from watching USC tumble in the AP BCS rankings will take a shot at O.J. It might even be someone from Notre Dame next weekend.