HAITI: Have Gun, Will Shoot

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I am thinking that these folks in Haiti don’t care who sits in their presidential palace so long as they get to shoot somebody. The new president appears to be the old president RENE PREVAL. He was granted the office by the slimmest of margins, despite numerous protests of voter fraud and election rigging. Sounds like a familiar story, but I can’t remember where I heard it.

I still don’t believe the tumult will be resolved until they get a way to put food on their table on the regulack. I just wish that NIKE or Timberland would open up a factory in Haiti so that they could help feed the people that buy all of their shit. NIKE and Timberland would save hell’a dough too on their East coast retailers’ shipping expenses. Instead of using the long containers to cross the Pacific Ocean they could just tie a crate of boxes and a couple of old car tires to a Haitian and just float that shit to Miami. Trust me on this, Haiti is just like Singapore, niggas would be happy earning a dollar a day. That shit sure beats getting your azz pistol-whupped for no money down.

c'est pase

3 Responses to “HAITI: Have Gun, Will Shoot”

  1. AK says:

    Damn.

    I feel sorry for the guy gettin pistol whipped.

    But that situation in Haiti is fucked up. I was there last summer.

    Shit aint pretty on the other side of the tourist retreat forreal.

    This shit gotta stop.

    ~1~

  2. the_dallas says:

    AK,

    I want it to stop to, but so it can stem people from immigrating here.

    Question remains though, what do we do.

    What would you do if you were Preval?

  3. reninatronix says:

    Dude. You stupid.

    “..as long as they get to shoot somebody.”

    Go to Haiti and talk that head, then we’ll see who tough:)

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