I was thinking about running a feature called ‘Shorty of the Month’ where my female readers would send me a few photos to post and a little bio about themselves. I have been too lazy to start that up even though some pretty hot chicks have signed on. Maybe the INTERN could find some time to add that to his list of things to do.
Anyhoo, these pictures hit my InBox from a chain e-mail that said that the girl pictured has been missing since February 9th, 2006. The parent thinks that her child may have even made it to NYC (gasp?!?). I don’t know why anyone hasn’t checked R.KELLY’s home yet. That’s where a lot of them go after they get their MySpace account. Off to party with the R.
Since the mother in the e-mail didn’t leave a name for her daughter we here at the website are calling her ‘DEE GEE’ and she is the subject of our newest feature…
‘DEAD GIRL OF THE MONTH CLUB‘
If you see DEE GEE in your hood contact your local authorities.
Awesome pics in both instances. It’s nice to see a young woman spread her wings. By the way, I’d advise everybody to start checking ID since nowadays the courts are responsible for taking care of young, dumb women and not their parents.
LMAO! Do you think those are Always with wings that Sasha Baron Cohen has on? Is it wrong of me that I want to smell it after her performance in the long program?