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To all you fellas that read this webpage and still live in your momma’s basements… this one is or y’all…

KATRINA ON THE GROUND press conference
when: Friday March 3, 2006 from 1pm – 2pm
where: The Center for Constitutional Rights, 666 Broadway NYC, between Bond and Bleeker Streets, 7th Floor
who: KEVIN POWELL, MOS DEF, COUSIN JEFF JOHNSON, MONIFA BANDELE, RUKIA LUMUMBA

I spoke to you already about this program. This year for spring break instead of going to Daytona of Myrtle Beach or wherever the Negro nonsense will be taking place you should consider being part of this movement. It shows a tremendous amount of self-awareness on your part and I think it will be the good food that you need if you plan on being any kind of leader for your family and your community.

Volunteers will aid in the rebuilding of communities devastated by Hurricane Katrina. So far up to 1000 students from various colleges and universities, some as far as California, have dedicated their week of recreation to assist in the rebuilding effort
in the Gulf Region. With families being evicted from their homes, evicted from their hotels, cut-off from financial resources — America needs to continue to stand-up for the people who are slowly making their way back toward sustainability.

Beginning March 5, 2006, college students will converge in Selma, Alabama at the 21st Century Youth Leadership camp to focus on three major areas during this Spring Break initiative: 1) physical and emotional rebuilding of communities and lives; 2) legal and civil rights issues; and 3) financial literacy and empowerment for the affected citizens and region. Freedom Summer has now moved to Spring Break and these students are igniting a movement for a new today and tomorrow for those persons affected by the Hurricanes along with letting people know that they have a say in the reformation of their communities and their lives.

All that shit above is what you can tell your parents for them to give you some pocket scrilla. Trust me there is gonna be a gang of young Black chicks just waiting to give some action to you. Between KEVIN POWELL and MOS DEF you will have all those cool ass artsy chicks that blow weed (and otherthings, TRUST). You will have those pre-law school broads who are a bit repressed, but after a back massage… You will have those mulatto chicks whose parents were hippies. There is going to be a ton of young Black post teenage action and all you have to do is sign up.

Believe me about this the chicks that are going to spring break at Virginia Beach all have the clap. However, these activist slash community-minded chicks are good girls that come from two parent homes with furnished basements. It’s what I call the jackpot for wifey status broads. You don’t have to be all crazy either and shave off your moustache. These girls are cool with facial hair (read: blue collar aspirants). The honest to goodness truth is that I have always scraped after meeting a chick at one of these KEVIN POWELL events and since I have a girlfriend now I can’t go. That and the fact that an overweight 38yr. old trying to smash someone twenty years younger is way creepy.

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