This was a nice story coming out of Florida that said that a federal juge ruled that 15 Cuban Mexican evacuees refugees that reached an abandoned bridge in Florida may return to the U.S. It turns out that because of a technicality these folks had actually reached U.S. soil, but since the bridge is inactive the Coast Guard said ‘no dice’.
This is good for mainly one reason. Atlanta, GA needs some Cuban Mexicans. There are already plenty of Mexican Mexicans building all the new housing and staffing the Chili’s restaurants, but there aren’t any Cuban Mexicans or Dominican Mexicans opening food joints that sell their particular style of ethnic cuisine. I can’t tell you how much I miss my pork fried plantains or just my double fried pork proucts.
I think a cool name for a Cuban Mexican restaurant would be “ELIAN’s”
You know, there is no limit to what you can do with a plantain. That’s romantic advice as well. I’ve heard a rumor that Elian is actually the Cuban messiah. He was lost at sea and then walked on water to safety. He’s back in Cuba and really the next in line to replace Castro and resurrect the true commie spirit of Che. FYI, I also heard that all of the prostitutes in Cuba have college degrees.