The above photo has nothing to do with the following story, but I haven’t posted anything on the DIPs in a minute so I thought I could kill two birds with one stone. Did I just say ‘bird’? Bird Gang. Harlem. Ay. Ay. Ay.
Anyhoo…
I wanted to take a minute to kiss all of you poor bastards goodbye in advance. If you were unlucky enough or poor enough to be one of the undisclosed guinea pigs in a federally sanctioned pharmaceutical company’s lab test. Turns out that this biotech corporation called Northfield Labs received FDA approval to issue their product ‘Polyheme’ to E.R.’s and trauma centers nationwide. This ‘Polyheme’ shit is some kind of fake azz blood substitute that is supposed to be better than saline because it has some of the vital components of real blood inside of it.
That a biotech corp. has created a product that could be potentially lifesaving in cases of extreme emergency or trauma in itself isn’t the real problem. How this product is being administered to folks is where shit gets dicey. As usual, poor folks and those without the ability to defend themselves are on the front lines of this corporate boondoggle. But even bigger than all of that the patients being studied for the effects of this product were not given the choice of consent. Did you see what I just typed?!? What part of the game is that?!? How do these shitbags get away with this bullshite?!?
I always thought that doctors had an oath of Hammurabi or some shit that made them swear to not be shitbags when caring for people that were fucked the fuck up. It wasn’t like it was just the EMT’s that gave this crap to folks after they got into a car accident or someone got shot in the face, but then after the poor bastards arrived at the hospital the doctors continued to issue the bootlegg blood for up to twelve hours. Trust me on this much, a whole lot of motherfuckers died from that fake blood.
The CEO from Northfield argued that all those fucks would have died anyhoo, and he is right, but that’s because WE ALL DIE SOMEDAY SHITHEAD!!! I just hope that I don’t ever need any of that fugazi blood from Northfield Corporation. I would prah’lee be better off with that shit they use in the WWE.
Good post. Very informative! Reminds me of some Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment type of shit. Thanks for the info.
exactly! keep your head up sis. there is some poetic shit to dying in a hail of bullets as opposed to quivering on a hospital gurney like a lab rat because your body rejected some pharmaceutical corporations Kool-Aid.
this website always makes me laugh and think at the same time. you people are brilliant and sick with it. I think you were jokingly referring to the Hippocratic Oath that doctors assume before they are licensed. there is a passage in there which says that no drug will be given to a patient that causes death. the problem is that when the big corporate dollars come into the hospital system they outweigh morals and common sense. this was a great post.
p.s. I am sure that no one who understood the post knows about the Diplomats or their Dipset chant. thats another reason I love this site. low brow and high brow all in the same place.
just a note… ummm “that shit they use in the WWE” is REAL BLOOD. when it’s time to bleed in the match, the wrestler takes a razorblade (that was hidden in his tights or elbow/knee pad) and cuts himself when the camera is off him. no lie.