Dear internets family,
I apologize if I complain too much about politricks and social events. I should be trying to find the silver lining in my life considering the fact that I have a container of orange juice in the fridge and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in the pantry cabinet. Speaking of Bombay, or at least bombs… Iraq is still a shiitehole. With no end in sight or is it just my poor vision…
The big brains on the Beltway have finally figured out what the Turtlenecks need to become happy people – more television programming. It works well on this side of the pond so why can’t it translate to Iraq? Just try to imagine the MTV Baghdad version of ‘Cribs’…
“And over here is where our goats pee and we take our baths.”
How about an Iraqi ‘FRIENDS’?
ZOISHKA: “Hey RUSSANA, where is JENZEERA today?”
RUSSANA: “JENZEERA blew herself up at a checkpoint.”
Entire cast: “Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.”
I don’t know if C.S.I. would work in Iraq because there wouldn’t be enough human remains left after a suicide bombing to figure out much of anything so I suggest we stick to the lifestyle and comedy programming.
See, you’re happy already.
Good one. But it feels bad to enjoy.
See like Bush says…talk about the good stuff.