MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS (week 4)

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If it’s Tuesday and the Shield is in reruns then it must be the Mugshot Hairstyle Model contest brought to you by the producers of ‘America’s Next Top Model’, ‘America’s Most Wanted’ and the U.P.N. This week’s episode is hosted again by the greatest dead rapper alive, TUPAC SHAKUR.

Each week this month four(4) contestants have competed to be the winner for that week’s Mugshot Hairstyle Model. Next week will be the runoff amongst all the weekly finalists for the contest’s grand prize winner. Your votes are being tallied from the comments left in each thread. Let your votes be based upon real factors like 1) style gulliness, 2) hair length and 3) model’s prior convictions.

So far we have ROBERT DeGRAFF, HARRY THOMPSON, and REDBONE JESUS moving on the the finals. The following profiles are the last contestants left to choose from. Please give a hand to all of the Mugshot Hairstyle Models.

And here are this weeks Mugshot Hairstyle Models…

young gunner CLAUDE WHITFORD
The children are the future and young CLAUDE is ready to bring the pain with his twisty locks. Assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest is the only way to jump start a career in Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling.

domesticator FRED ALFRED JOHNSON
It’s easy to see why FRED chose a career in Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling. What kind of drug crazed parent would give their child the same name twice? Cocaine possession and aggravated battery upon a pregnant victim sounds like FRED likes to get into catfights on the catwalk.

badazz DARRYL LAMAR WHITE
This guy has the smile of a winner. It’s not enough for DARRYL to be one of the contestants with ‘good hair’, he sports a lifetime of Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling achievement. He might be smiling but when it comes to kids DARRYL doesn’t play. Felony battery, domestic battery, false imprisonment, child abuse and resisting an officer. Plus we think the parts in the eyebrow really gives him that other KID-n-PLAY swagger.

loverboy ROBERT LAMAR PARRISH
ROBERT was a reluctant Mugshot Hairstyle Model, but he’s young enough to be around for awhile. ROBERT just enjoys listening to SLIM SHADY and occasionally using methamphetamine. Unfotunately, the SLIM SHADY C.D.’s that he listens to come from the homes that he burglarizes.

True story is that the middle name LAMAR is the most common name for prospective Mugshot Hairstyle Model contestants.

14 Responses to “MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS (week 4)”

  1. Leon says:

    Darryl Lamar White, worst of them all.

  2. SANGANO says:

    awww man this weeks pix really had me reeling…Claude definetley gave it all he had and then sum, but he he couldn’t overcome the pizzazz of the master Darryl Lamar White…you can tell his style is no mere accident, rather the culmination of a lifetimes work….all praise be due black man

  3. Supa says:

    I’m blinded by the mugshot travesty that is Darryl Lamar. That is all.

    Oh, and Claude looks just like my cousin…

  4. Combat Jack says:

    Darryl Lamar White came with his A game on and definitely has the eye of the tiger. The perfected Big Daddy Kane 3 cuts in the eye brow and golded accesories on neck, ears and teeth, as well as being equipped with a confident smile easily enable this young man with a promising future to be the undisputed winner of this week’s M.H.M. contest.

  5. mrkamoji says:

    If my pick doesn’t win this week, I’m not voting next week. To be honest though Combat Jack touched on it, but the word of the day is accesories and my boy Darryl Lamar crushed er’ybody with his yellow gold circa 1988 look. Including the box cut and three cuts to the brow, this nigga is taking it all he leads the league in like five statical catergories. Best hair, best teeth, best accessories, best eyebrow cuts and best shape up. (NHJIC)

  6. EvNon says:

    although claude’s do probably took the most work into it, Daryl won it with his charisma. from the frizzyness, to the cuts, to the matching gold, D knows hes a winner and not afraid to show it. Go D, Go!

  7. Key from the City says:

    Damn its a toss up between Darryl and Claude. Both are fiece bitches. Claude is really channeling his inner Tyra Banks with the look-away pose and afro/dred combo but Darryl keeps it old school with the Tri-cut brows, yellow gold teeth and the Need-a-touch-up S-Curl.

    Advantage: Darryl

  8. Amadeo says:

    Darryl Lamar White, that winning smile that hints, yeah I’ll beat your ass. Plus he obviously cares enough to use “product” and the accessories. NO Contest.

  9. Fly Rizzle says:

    DARRYL LAMAR WHITE looks like Trick Trick the rapper from detriot

  10. the_dallas says:

    Good eye Flyrizzle, I interviewed Trick Trick a few years back and I would never have made the connect. I think the gold earrings and the eyebrow dash threw me off.

  11. Darryl Lamar is murking niggas.

  12. mizgully says:

    darryl by a long tooth

  13. Jesse says:

    Darryl has this one on lock.

    Robert looks like Eminem after Joe Pesci put his head in a vice, Casino style.

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