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This wild business comes to us from the country’s crotch, Kansas City. With a dearth of community art facilities in that region the locals have to create their own arts programs. A good program is one that is self-sustaining and not self-destructive. To that end these two freaky filmographers have failed with their arts program. Production for their re-creation of the immortally dysfunctional couple Punch and Judy has been suspended indefinetly.

RICHARD DAVIS and DENA RILEY had a dream. They sensed that the community was without a quality menage-a-trois/snuff film and they actively sought to fill that void. They even recruited an actress that was willing to co-star in their production. Well, I am not so sure that the third party wanted to actually be killed, but there are all kinds of mistakes that go down in the throes of passion. I can remember one time I was having sex and my girlfriend told me to smack her. She didn’t say where so I gave her an open hand across her face. Intercourse stopped at that point which I can tell you was frustrating since I had the monster hard on after pimp smacking my lady. My point is this, communication, ne safe words are key for a relationship.

As far as our artists, they also kidnapped a five year old girl who was recovered alive after they were apprehended by the police. This sucks because the story of Punch and Judy clubbing one another and everyone they come in contact with is one of the most endearing stories of our time.

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