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I am fully convinced that extra-terrestrials run this rap shit. Do you see your man TONY SNOW’s massive head?!? No SHERYL SWOOPES to that last sentence. Homeboy’s superized domepiece is on some evil villian Brainiac type jawn. This dude might be reading my mind right now.

The Prez tabbed this guy to spin for the Administration. He is going to be the guy that explains why we are going after Iran. SNOW would be better to spin the story about why we are going to Mars or something like that because he has the E.T. Roswell cranium. Whatever he ends up talking about his work is cut out for him. Let’s see if he can turn this pile of shiite into pate…

All of G DUBBZ right wing homies are bailing on his Administration. It turns out that conservatives are as fickle as fiends and the cracks inside the BUSH regime aren’t the kind that you can smoke.

CIA Director ups and quits without giving his two weeks notice. The CIA has been embattled under the Administration more than ever, and with the war drums being beaten again to the tune of Iranian dance music I wonder where the intel will come from that confirms the Turban’s WMD’s(Wild Man Dreams). Secretly, I wonder if Mr.GOSS had an issue with working under someone whose name began with NEGRO…

The American casualty rate in Iraq remains at a steady climb as does the rate of unemployment here in the States. Were not creating jobs fast enough and we aren’t holding the right levels of troops overseas despite what the President might be telling people. TONY SNOW should try to put the guest worker program within the Army, calling it the ‘Guest Soldier Initiative’.

Damn I’m good, I should move to the Beltway.

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