When I called the StarBucks chain retail store a crackhouse none of y’all co-signed my joint. StarBucks ain’t shit compared to these Chipotle fools. These dudes have lines extending outside of their buildings. Plus, the intern and a whole lotta other white go eat there so I am more likely to trust a place that has them as clientele(oddly enough the intern and I still eat the dirty bird from the chicken spot on Nostrand and Eastern Parkway).
These dudes at Chipotle make a burrito that looks like a piece of luggage. And there is this whipped white pudding that they will put on your food for no extra charge, that shit is that crack. I know some of you educated people will try to tell me that it is only sour cream. I know Breakstones’ and that my friends is no Breakstones’. And how dope is it that they sell margheritas for under $4 bucks? On a Saturday nite I am going to Chipotle to get drunk on the cheap.
Here’s a fun fact that may or may not be true. I used to know a broad on a diet plan where she “WATCHED” her weight. Anyway, I think one burrito equaled almost a recommended 3 day maximum calorie intake.
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They haven’t gotten to Philly yet, we got this spot, QDOBA, that’s a low-rent Chipotle. I was down south and almost lost my mind on that jawn. When I roll out, I gotta hit that SONIC, and that Chippity, cousin.
‘DOBAS is the shiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiitttee
I was about to say and they sell margaritas, but you already got that.
I was amazed.
Truly.
Crack indeed.