BBD – ‘Poison’
Kim Kardashian has lifted the high watermark from the thigh to the waist with her marriage to divorce reality television show. Never before has a big butt been so profitable to a woman. Sure, there’s been other big butts in the game recently but Kim has shown that you can reach the heights of stardom with zero talent.
Who else comes to mind when you think of famous derrieres?
You have to laugh out loud when you think that BeYonce named her clothing company Dereon. That is some backwoods Texas ‘bama Black bullshit. Only Black people would think that Dereon is a fancy name. Unlike Kim K., BeYonce IS talented and works her ass off to boot.
Well, not her whole ass, but you know what I’m sayin’.
Jennifer Lopez isn’t as talented as BeYonce but then again she works even harder than BeYonce to get her paper up. Jel-Lo has already been married four or five times.
If she lives to be as old as Liz Taylor her marriage-divorce score will be at least a score.
Amber Rose has way less personal talent than BeYonce and J-Lo yet she still has more creative talent than Kim Kardashian. Amber Rose is a professional muse. She took KanYe West’s star and made it a supernova, then she took a middling mixtape rapper and made him mainstream. Where Kim K. takes other people’s swag from them Amber Rose gives away swag like an H & M gift bag.
We may never see Amber Rose getting wild paper from prostituting her image like Kim Kardashian because she doesn’t have those kind of managers surrounding her, but best believe it’s Amber Rose you want the kiss from. Baby, you’re a star.
this girls aint got shit on mzbooty or white girl mal malloy.
Amber STILL got Kanye’ shouting her out at concerts and shit. That, my friends, is the ILL nana.
I logged on just to quote that “Amber Rose gives away swag like an H & M gift bag.” line…shit was clever as fuck…
Word. Before Amber got with dude I was like, “Wiz K-who???”
Jel-LO looks too slimmed down now.